Give me the female equivalent of Jackie Chan.
Give me the female equivalent of Jackie Chan
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Why are Asian men so effeminate
For our pleasure.
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Ang Lee
Brandon Lee
Robert E. Lee
Harper Lee
Spike Lee
Christopher Lee
Henry Lee
Jackie Chan
>>JACKIE!
>>Why are you so gay?
>>One more thing!
>>Jade now has a white boyfriend
>>Uncle regrets leaving Hong Kong
Bruce Lee
Jackie Cha-
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Desks
Chairs
Hats
Shoes
Bottles
Banana
Grass
Wallet
Mouse
Floor
Apparently Jackie Chan is a real piece of shit IRL
most celebrities are
People just say that because he doesn't denounce the Chinese government. Can you blame him though?
without cheating, numbskull
Sammo Hung
Burt Reynolds
Chris Tucker
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Owen Wilson
Aidan Gillen
Lucy Liu
Steve Coogan
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jaden Smith
They don’t exist. Women don’t have the balls to do what Chan does.
When did Arnold team up with Jackie?
Jews
Almonds
Canada
Karaoke
Indigo
Electricity
Computers
Hoses
Aphids
Nike
You know what to do
brain trauma from all those stunts
I saw Jackie Chan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, rike you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any erectricar infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
Jackie Cha- oh fuck
Newfags
>tfw my asian friend unironically looks like jackie chan
not even trying to be racist, he 100% does
You missed when they were villains?
youtube.com/watch?v=5SIxsVZ61Ow
They all do