Better call saul

He would know he wasn't fucking alone you brainlet, and that he just lied to him aswell

Kim Wexler goes to the bank and gets around 2000 pennies a week, (and yes the tellers look at her weirdly) then when she gets home Jimmy shoves them all up her ass.

That's when its time to hit the convenience stores. She usually runs in sometimes and buys a bottle of water to mask her activity, but more often than not she goes straight to the take-a-penny tray and drops in 5 or 10 pennies.

After that it's time to give back to the homeless (she lives in Albuquerque so there's no shortage), she drops in about 50-100 ass pennies to each cup and they always thank her so kindly so she's well known with this community.

She does this every day of the week and her hushand Jimmy helps her too most of the time at the end of the week when she's outta change. Here's the kicker: she's been doing this for 14 years; there are 52 weeks in a year, that's 104,000 pennies.

After 14 years this number jumps to 1,456,000 pennies. If you live in Albuquerque and have bought something with cash there's big odds you've held one of Kim's ass pennies.

In her entire career that means right now in current U.S. circulation there are over 1,450,000 pennies that have have been lodged in her asshole.

Her ass is a personal minting machine. if you were to play her life at 50x speed you would see pennies flying out of her ass and into the hands of the Albuquerque people.

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pinkman ,badger and that third guy show up at the border and accidently kills lalo

Despite making up only 13%...

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So fucking what? Think things through before you use the term "brainlet" you fucking moron. Saul has literally nothing to lose by saying that Mike saved him. Use your fucking brain.
>and that he just lied
The hypothetical is that he DIDN'T lie.

...but she dont have ass for that role :D:D ..hire nicki minaj or some other niggga bitch to ply kim wexler

Based

He says that Gus frings man saved him. Lalo says wow Fring isn't so bad after all

KIMMY GETTIN RAPED

Did Jimmy previously know that nacho was playing both sides? If Jimmy just ratted on Mike and was like I don't know why the fuck any of that happened what would lalo do

Jimmy get Cadillac

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Saul doesn’t even know who Gus Fring is

>Who's Mike?

why didn't mike kill him after he left the apartment?

I don’t understand the Lalo going deaf subplot. Clearly he didn’t hear Jimmy tell him not to tap on the glass, and I think he kept asking Jimmy to repeat the story because he couldn’t hear it and was embarrassed.

When Kim first arrived in the apartment near the last scene she saw keys on the table. I think Jimmy already has the cadillac now

How much do Caddys cost? I'm car retarded, I legit have no idea.

howard throws a bowling ball through jimmy's apartment window in revenge, but it hits kim, ending her shitty career instantly

Why didn't Lalo simply ask more about the cab that Jimmy called? Anyone would remember picking up a sunburnt American in shorts and a t-shirt, with two heavy bags at gas station in the middle of Mexico. Then there also the call log, the cab company, etc. Even if Mike was to set up a cover for that case, Lalo with his perfect 10s attributes would have found out.

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Don't remember exactly but Gus said that if he died on Gus' side of the border, Eladio would get super pissed

lmao choked on my drink

id just side with Lalo over Mike. id tell lalo everything

I wish Breaking Bad hadn't had Gus mention to Hector all the Salamancas were dead. Lalo could easily carry his own show.

Did Jimmy say enemigo del cártel or amigo before three shoot out?

Tell me again about how they make up 50% of the crime. I want to hear the story.

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Lalo is going to fake his own death to fool Gus

not really, but that would be kino

>YOU DRANK YOUR OWN WHAT?

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Nacho has been sliding pins into his earholes during his sleep as part of a grander scheme by Gustavo for Lalo not to hear Mike yell "you fucking wetback spic!" before he blows his head off.

The lengths I’d go to to own just one penny that has been graced by the touch of Kimmy’s sphincter.

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Amigo.

Fuck man I wish. Fuck "Rise of Gus" or a Hank Schrader spin-off, give me La-Li-Lu-Lalo already.

What are Lalo's chances of dying next episode?

>mfw it's a "main character gets lost in the desert and goes on a spiritual journey to find his true self cliche" episode
>mfw it's one of the best in the series
how the fuck does Vince and Pete do it

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>I, I just told you, look ...
>*gulp*
>There was, systematic oppression right there in the ghetto and, and they had no choice but to, you know... The wallet thing and all that...

They offered Rhea a spinoff and none of you idiots asked anything about it

I think they'll kill him in the penultimate episode then the finale will be all about the blowback generated from it

Lalo woulda ask him all kinds of questions about mike and how he knows him. He will understand that Saul is a pawn in Fring's game, since Mike is his fixer.
Since it was Nacho, who recommended Saul, Lalo would question Nacho's loyalty. He probably is already.

Lalo could've noticed the open phone through the fish tank. He does have an eye for detail. When he was tapping the tank, he probably was considering his options. If he kept pushing Jimmy, he might've tipped off whoever was on the other end of the phone, that he had legit doubts about a major conspiracy against him.
He decided to play it cool and listen to Kim, who spelled it out to him: there are bigger issues with his organization he should address first rather than threatening a nobody lawyer. He listens to her and remembers that time Nacho brought Saul.
He has the next target right in his car. He knows that Nacho knows something. Nacho will not drop off Lalo. Nacho will be captured in Mexico and will be tortured. Knowing Gus has his family at gun-point, Nacho will not break. When he has a chance, he will stab Lalo with a shiv or smt like that. The whole incident will be interpreted by the cartel as Lalo's paranoia attack.

user episode 9 was the penultimate episode.

What the fuck did you just type

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Lalo meets Lilo and Leeloo

Tell it again. What happened to your car, Mr Lawyer?

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He saw the phone in the basket.