What do Deano and the lads watch?

What do Deano and the lads watch?

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Temptation Island.

Pretty sure the season is over, mate.

Basically just the footy

Season is over, mate.

This lockdown must be pure hell for Deano and the lads.

Anything on ITV2.

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Deano has the latest Fifa and COD with the lads to keep himself busy or Football Manager if he wants some alone time. His missus has instagram.

Bet Deano watched that thing about the guy cheating on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.

A lot of the shit that gets shilled on here. Love island, I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here, Big Brother, Naked Attraction etc

Someone should make a Deano core TV chart

Fast and Furious
Saw

Taken
Hangover

love island and geordie shore

Love island. Football. X-factor with the missus.

how can I better cultivate and develop my inner deano, /britv/

Description sounds like the lead character from White Gold except he lives in 2020

>X-factor with the missus
Deano secretly likes it but won't admit it to his mates even though he has flavour of the month song as his ringtone

Mate nobody has songs has ringtones now, don’t get carried away

Get a job as a call centre team leader, or some kind of commission based sales job. Find a slag gf at a nightclub. Start watching ITV2 and football exclusively. Listen to whatever is in the top 40. Play FIFA on x-box or playstation.

>tfw Robbo on the other side of the road is still playing music at 02:00am

>ringtones

Alri hows 2006 haha x

Deanos normal watch films based on true events or what ever the missus watches.

80s Essex lad is the proto-Deano

>132228372
Live on new build estate. Have new car on finance. Wear trainers indoors. Living room has nothing but a couch, carpet and a massive telly.

I stayed in a house with a bunch of deanos the night before a wedding and they stayed up all night playing fifa

I was playing on my switch playing ys lacrimosa of dana and when one of them asked to see i quickly switched to witcher 3. He did a story quest that i hadn't done yet and handed it back.

Why is '80s Essex uniformly hated? non-brit here, only know about it from that spitting image song

if dubs Pewdiepie has to do a video on the Deano phenomenon

A deano is essentially a person who is ambitious but also not very intelligent and with not much education. They tend to get office jobs or sales jobs that don't require much knowledge and get promoted one step above where they started and then just stay there.

It's the new jersey of england.

That's all of Newcastle

Peaky blinders

checked
I'll get right on it

But he explains it to you wrong

Every time that picture gets posted I have to double check it's not my brother

Some other Deano-core;
>football documentaries
>premier league years
>anything involving dating or getting pissed up
>boxing (not MMA because it's gay)
>babestation (for a laugh)

Is cage fighting a Deano thing?

>thought you stopped smoking?
>yeah started watching peaky blinders with the missus
Uh okay?

and as much as I take the piss, these kinds of people are always getting laid, going out, having a laugh. I think it's partly a method of improving your social opportunities; everyone's a bit skeptical of people who are different, so if you stick to the same things as everyone else you'll be more easily trusted and thus have more social opportunities. Bless my brother, the amount of times he's got me out of the house or invited me on holidays I have almost no right being on. I'd be even more of a recluse if it weren't for him