Dune will be awful
It’s official then
Aaron Harris
Michael Hernandez
that sentence gave me cancer
Benjamin Lopez
what the actual fuck I hope corona kills me
Henry Powell
It's not the fault of a film though, that a dopamine loop twitter frybrain literally can't come up with more than three pop culture reference ways of describing the world.
Jace Campbell
most reddit sentence ive seen in months
James Watson
>think Greta Thunberg, only she’s a genocidial junkie fueled by the need for revenge
Landon Kelly
An adult wrote this
Isaiah Young
>the movie is bad because someone who wrote an article about it is retarded
Anthony Moore
...
Jace Turner
Had the same thoughts.
I thought this is vanityfair, not nerdcrew!
They really take everyone who is cheap and has the same political view?
Samuel Johnson
Yes.
Caleb Cooper
Anthony Nguyen
Are they just handing out journalism degrees these days?
Daniel Mitchell
wait a minute...
Daniel Allen
Why do normies all use Harry Potter and Star Wars to make analogies and comparisons? Is that the only far-fetched ideas their minds can comprehend?
Justin Long
this reminds me of an episode of Star Trek
Leo Johnson
perhaps you should just stop reading vanity fair
Adrian Long
because they're the only "nerdy" movie franchises they've watched
Justin Sanders
>it's a "studios promote their sci-fi movies on a fashion magazine" episode
Anthony Collins
That's written by some thot with a degree in gender studies, not something the director said. Retards.
Aiden Ross
What's Paul's most powerful spell?
Zachary Torres
>Why do normies all use Harry Potter and Star Wars to make analogies and comparisons?
When you erase God and the Bible from society something has to replace it.
Nicholas Campbell
the harry potter series are unironically the only books they've read
Jackson Anderson
they've also read all the Twilight books but they pretend to hate them all.
Evan Ortiz
Were you expecting anything else?
Thomas Long
I read the first three Harry Potter books because my cunt ex bitched at me to read them. They fucking suck.
I assume the other books follow the same formula of: things are normal at Hogwarts, suddenly bad or weird shit happens, Harry and crew investigate, turns out it’s an old friend of Voldemort’s, Harry uses his Gary Stu powers to fuck up the bad guy, end.
Camden Reyes
It'll be bad because anybody in a position to write/direct it in today's industry will """subvert""" the source material and fill it with current year political allegories
Cameron Bell
That's the most reddit sentence I've ever read
Cooper Campbell
Pretty much, only they're a lot longer and they try to get more serious in tone, which just makes it tedious.
And Harry's Gary Stu powers only increase, it's fucking ridiculous. Literally comes back from death because fuck you.
Cooper Howard
>chen
Angel Price
They clearly haven't read Dune, so it's only fair.