If you didn't read the Dune books or have an interest until now then you shouldn't be allowed to go see the new Dune...

If you didn't read the Dune books or have an interest until now then you shouldn't be allowed to go see the new Dune movie. I'd fucking ban you all. Feel free to soijak this.

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The dune books are my favorite.
But its un-adaptable. David Lynch couldn't do it. This won't do it. It's too philosophical for TV

how many purposefully miscast roles in this one? How diverse is it?

David Lynch only made his version for the bantz

Read it and it was shit

If you read the books you shouldn't be seeing the new one at all.

I tried but I got bored after the third chapter. When does shit pick up?

liet kynes is a niggress
chani is a mutt

well the Fremen are clearly dark-skinned people

Dune is like the gayest most estrogen filled corporate bullshit for consumers to buy tickets without thinking and then get hyped for the next corporate bullshit.

They're based off Bedouins, not Congolese

There's too much internal dialogue, lore, and jargon for normies to consume this like GoT. Also how much you do you bet that aside from Liet they will add something that will make purist seethe.

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FUCK YEAH ANOTHER REMAKE TO RUIN ANOTHER BELOVED FRANCHISE

close enough to shitwash

>Fremen are clearly dark-skinned
>fremen
>freemen
>free men
>dark-skinned

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>If you didn't read the Dune books or have an interest until now then you shouldn't be allowed to go see the new Dune movie. I'd fucking ban you all. Feel free to soijak this.

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Dune books are overrated.

At least they got Paul right.

With pic related? Yea, that's a yikes for me bros, I will no bother watching

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racist

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lol, of fucking course

fuck off, nerd

Didnt theaters put out little pamphlets with a mini dictionary of all the wacky dune phrases for the lynch movie?

I'm reading the first book after I'm done with Doctor Sleep. What should I expect? Are the other books good?

Inb4 some nerd rags me for reading DS late, I read what I want to

Read the book before you apply your retarded "analysis" to it. They are Bedouin in origin

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I always pictured them as southern Italians

There are many levels of “dark” skin, but according to Hollywood only coalblack is acceptable

The setting of the book is more than 10000 years in the future, also the fremen origin was a religious sect not an ethnicity

Denis isn't that bankable and dune isn't that known of an ip. Probably won't do as well as blade runner 2

The passion from everyone of the Lord of the Rings crew will never ever be replicated.

>le ebin gatekeeper above us filthy peasants
Back to plebbit you go

The first two are the only ones that are really adaptable, the second only just barely. Once it gets into Alia & Leto & Ghanima it's a fucking nightmare to try & portray what their existences & inner monologues are actually like the way that can be done in novels. Especially trying to find fucking extremely young child actors that can pull it off is nearly impossible.

Kynes isn't even a Fremen, he just became obsessed with their culture.

They're not for you then.

If you don't expect Star Wars you might enjoy them, because it's about as far away from that kind of thing as you can get, especially the later books. The first one is the only one resembling "traditional" sci fi, as most people now consider it.

>But its un-adaptable.

I agree. The stories are not visual.

>Middle Easterners and Central Africans are similar
Retard. I don't blame you for disliking either, but at least educate yourself you moron.

>If you don't expect Star Wars you might enjoy them, because it's about as far away from that kind of thing as you can get
And I say that as someone who honestly loves both.

It's funny how far some things like the Moebius stuff is away from the own mental visualizations I got from the books. It's very open to interpretation there.