ITT: post movies with unrealistic premises

ITT: post movies with unrealistic premises

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We have this thread every day

I am 25 years old and i never even kissed a girl

30 year old sex, kiss, hug, touch, text, talk and approachless virgin reporting in

you can make a virgin/tfw no gf thread on any nearly any board and assuming no moderation it will go to the bump limit every time

If somebody posts another movie with an unrealistic premise instead of responding to OP's bait, I will personally wire transfer you $10,000.

>talk
now cmon you atleast said "thanks" to a grocery stole old hag or two in your life

Every day another user turns 40

I legit know a dude who's 43 and has never even had oral sex. No joke. I almost let him suck my cock out of pity.

lost my virginity recently at 34 and it was a huge let down, didn't feel that good and I'm not a death gripper. I had a condom on though. The BJ felt a whole lot better, so maybe the condom was the problem. I donno. All that dating and courtship and stress, not sure it was really worth it.

This movie would still pain me to watch.

>text, talk and approachless
how

paypal at [email protected]

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the black guy doesn't rape and rob her. would you like my bitcoin address?

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Sent.

not that user, but pretty easy to be textless or approachless

i literally don't have a single female contact in my phone other than my mom

You missing your foreskin?

he probably meant he hadn't had HIS dicked sucked, not that he wanted to suck a dick...homo

Sent.

>Approachless

LMFAOOOOO

Yeah but other butchered benises seem to do just fine in sex. I even lost my boner after a while. It just felt like fucking some warm air.

Mice can't speak

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approachless is easy. go and approach a girl tomorrow, maybe coof on her

Sent.

He's gay and I'm straight. He's one of my best friends.

I never approached a girl in my life and I doubt I ever will.

pussy like a cave will do that. was she a whoah? you need a woman with a pussy that can still grip a dick

>approachless
well this isn't something that's going to be resolved within the next month or so

>i literally don't have a single female contact in my phone other than my mom
based

Dude gay people have it so easy, he can go suck a dick whenever he wants.

lift and study marcus aurelius bruh then bitches will be all over you

based

35yr old wizard here but of course you shitbirds are too busy forkknife dancing and shouting how all your moms are made for bbc
This movie seemed funny when it came out and I was like 22, now it's just like hahahah hi me

i think he meant approached by them

There was some slight tightness at the entrance, but not much. I thought maybe my dick was small but I measured and I'm actually a little above average. Maybe she was a whore, or just lose. She was very wet and I think that took away from the friction needed to coom maybe?

well shit then, i think hes asking too much

NEET. Assuming they are not a NEET they follow this strategy:

>go to work, keep everything professional. rarely take part in social functions
>have no friends or only a few long time friends or online friends
>the rare times they go out with friends or family all interactions with women are kept platonic, never approach and if the rare woman approaches either misinterpret/ignore/completely miss any signals
ez

I lift for 7 years now and have already read quite a bit on stoicism.
No one is all over me

>approachless

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was it missionary? cause i tell you for me, when i have trouble cooming in missionary i just turn them around, on all fours. instant coom