Poor UrMa
/hmmm/ Dark Crystal
Brody Johnson
Landon Young
Is that Var's mystic?
Nathaniel Allen
based tranny official thread
you will never be women by the way, and you'll have to dilate everyday for the rest of your lives so that the wound doesn't heal knowing full well you'll never pass
Xavier Sanchez
Why would you assume there are trannies here? If anything, people love (skek)dicks in this thread. Sounds like you have some issues, buddy,
Benjamin Clark
Yeah, also known as the Peacemaker. Would have like to see how he and UrSen the Monk (Lach's Mystic) are like
Jordan Johnson
Aw are you missing the jazz general?
Anthony Lewis
It must have been a stressful day over there in the valley. 900 years with nothing happening, and suddenly two mystics die within a few minutes of each other
Brody Campbell
Var's mystic had a bad time. Getting stabbed out of nowhere three times in two days.
Ayden Ortiz
I wonder if he was as dim as Var was
Thomas Wilson
On the plus side, he got lots of free cooming from Var nailing So
Gavin Butler
Oh wow, I never made that connection. Oops.
Aaron Price
Wonder how many times some Mystics had to wash their clothes after their Skeksis' fun times? Maybe some of them just forgo wearing pant after a while
Joseph Hill
fucking coomers. this is a family show.
David Wright
I'm sure he and urGoh partook in the same fun herbs. Imagine being the designated hippy among a group of already peaceloving beta softies. urMa must have been totally zoned out.
Nicholas Carter
A family show with a spa scene full of naked Skeksis and an ancient old women peeping at their genitals, and peeing Skeksis
Lincoln Clark
And the many murders, of course
Mason Sanders
yeah I was just kiddin, dark crystal is probably the least family-friendly media to carry the family moniker ever made. you got war, genocide, magic cancer, politics, hideous murderous monsters, and just generally dark fucked up shit happening all the time. kino.
Jayden Brooks
Henry Thompson
>skekSil makes a cameo in don't hug me i'm scared
Thomas Hill
Carter Lewis
Threads are fuckin dead this week.
Charles Ward
Season 2 when? Lost in Space season 3 got announced, this when?
Jace Bennett
When last star in sky goes dark
Grayson Richardson
In about a thousand trine.
Angel Johnson
Hopefully this month or next month
Ryan Smith
can I get you anything, m'lord?
Leo Gonzalez
I want 7 volunteers, from each clan
Thomas Reyes
She offered you that, you greedy jerk
Aiden Rogers
He meant 70, he wasn't thinking.
Michael Evans
Get me some roast nebrie and a medium essence, and make it snappy. I'm going to miss my screening of Saving Private skekUng
Parker Jackson
Right you are. Better get going, All-Maudra
Ryder Cox
Always happy to help Sire, yes.
Dylan Price
Charles Baker
Those skeks almost look like orcs. Pretty awesome piece.