Today is my birthday, Yas Forums

Today is my birthday, Yas Forums.

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Happy birthday, OP!

Happy birthday.

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i dont give a fuck about your birthday OP, reply to this post in 20 seconds or your pet dies in its sleep tonight

happy birthday, user! Have a rare Washington

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posting on behalf of op

Nobody gives a fuck, eat shit and die

don't care, didn't ask

Happy birthday user!

Happy birthday!

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Just fap a few times more

I was gonna be a dick. But happy birthday op, i hope you have a great day man

sneed

no one fucking cares you faggot redditor nigger

Ok

Thanks bros.

I know you cares.

Thanks man.

I am almost there.

Thanks friend.

Probably wont but thanks anyway.

Thanks.

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fuck you

Happy Birthday user...
I turned fucking 50 the other week.
>Made redundant, now in a dead end job
>Wife & Father died in 2013 & 2014 respectively.
Fucking end me.

Holy shit, is this real?

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nigga I don't have a pet, so no, I'm not going to reply to this post
FUCK

Happy Birthday user I baked you some cookies

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cringe kys

have a good one

I sure hope you didn’t spend it watching the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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From, Lalo, with love

Are those poopoo peepee cockies?

fuk u

T-thanks...

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Why are you sad about the fact that it's your birthday?

It is your responsibility to improve your life and fix the things that you think are wrong with it. Nobody else will do it for you.

Happy birthday, by the way.

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kys lmao

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Who's a big birthday boi? YOU are. YOU are.

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No XD hahah im just 13 yo internet troll lol :D

Lol ok good one lol

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Wtf is wrong with those cookies?

Happy birthday, ya jerk

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Get them while they're hot!