Cast him

Cast him.

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>noooo I don't want to be called a 30 year old boomer or a zoomer, I have to make up my own self-insert characterisation which makes me seem cool and smart
The highest form of cringe there is

Holy shit, this is me.

>can't listen to music without pretending he's the artist
Do people really do this shit?

y-yeah haha, no way

>entire day is just daydreaming
>does not sleep, interrupts daydreaming
>imaginary waifu changes daily according to what movie or anime he watched that day
>does not realize waifu is 14 year old anime character (he is 32)
>when listening to trailer music or OST he imagines he is in the movie at tinitus level volumes
>browses furry threads to find tonights waifu, spends 2 hours setting up an imaginary world where that waifu would fit in

yeah, you never lip sync or play imaginary instruments?

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Thinking is unironically for nerds and pussies. I don't think. I drive.

guys does anyone else think of going on their fav late night show and saying the host is their fav late night show host ?

based

also does anyone else fantasize about meeting a celebrity and being distant and then the celebrity asks u who he is.
and you say "yes im aware, just wanted to give you your privacy :)"
and then hes like wow you're cool, wanna meet me at my yacht? and then you become like best buddies and then you wake up?

OH GOD I'M GONNA THINK I'M GONNA IM GONNA THIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK I'M THINKING MMMMMM I'M THINKING

croonge

Is pretending to tap something like I'm drumming the same as pretending I wrote the shit I listen to?

Ever since I played a summer festival gig with my shitty rock band in high school, I imagine myself playing the tracks I'm listening to as if I were still playing at that concert, and my high school crush finding me amazing at how good I sound on my instrument, and the entire school and the parents too finding me very good indeed.

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Does it count if it's a persona and not technically me?

imagine being cucked enough to daydream about meeting celebrities instead of being one

N-no one does that, haha...

Okay now this is based

I'm an XX year old glumber
I glumb

Ha ha what a loser ha ha

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What if you do this and then get invited to another late night show? What if the host confronts you over it?

FUCK YOU

within my fantasies I'm obviously charismatic enough to get away with it

no in my fantasies i also joke "oh man, now that i have said this, i wont be invited to other late night shows haha" and the audience laugh out loud

You need to get on that derealization tip. First couple weeks of COVID isolation I was feeling it hardcore. Interacting with reality in a completely digital way was fucking with my brain.

obviously tell them they aren't your favorite, pussy

I fantasize about the host telling me he's my dad and then we do all sorts of cool father-son shit together. My mom's not feeling very well.

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I like this one best.

I'm unaware of my surroundings when i drive. What does that make me, other than a menace on the roads?

>tfw I made up a persona of some superartist who can sing, rap, play instruments to whatever song Im currently listening to.
>tfw Ive been doing this since highschool 12 years ago.
>tfw this artist grew up with me starting as a young talent and is now an established superstar who only comes out every now and then when I discover a new song that I like
>tfw this imaginary artist is not even me

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