Why didn't they just take smaller Frodo to deliver the ring while original Frodo drew attention to the other side of...

Why didn't they just take smaller Frodo to deliver the ring while original Frodo drew attention to the other side of the continent?

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But then who would kill Voldemort?

is that the frontman of famous English prog-rock outfit Yes on the right?

Please pay attention to proper capitalization, Smaller Frodo is a proper name

which one is biblo

It would take Smodo twice as long to walk to Mordor.

We were all hoodwinked.

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Who's the guy on the right?

>haggard is actually the tallest

How does Viggo look so heavenly in these pictures

because he's a badass

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>they all got good hair
it's not fair

>standing on a hill to make all the hobbits look even shorter
based

Could it be because you're a homo?

It's because they don't coom unless it's inside a vagina

>apparently immune to balding
>but hair is turning white super fast
not sure how to feel about this

Do you think they still hang out in real life bros?

they attended some of each other's weddings at the very least

mfw have both thinning hair and greying hair at 22, it's not fucking fair bros

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at least you aren't a manlet though, right?

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Why didn't they cast an actual hobbit to play Frodo instead?

he was recovering from blunt force trauma to the head

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>pippin

werent hobbits supposed to be kids? I've heard Tolkien concieved the whole lord of the rings story just so he could pedo his grandchilds

Interesting.

who's pippin? the one to the far left?

legolas

Gimli is actually a big guy

no they just don't become geriatrics until really late in life
frodo was in his 50s

I don't remember Aragorn having a rifle.

>father lost his hair at 27
>big brother lost his at 21
>at 30 i have hair thicker than a horses mane

No sure what I did to deserve this.