This girl is coming over in 2 hours. What movie are you gonna put on?

The Squashed Left Side

X's and O's

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Based

you called?

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Parasite. Tell the basement is a metaphor for me the womb.

Wedding crashes
Thank You for Smoking
Captain Marvel
One of those new SW movies

Flåklypa Grand Prix.

doesnt matter because im a chad (alpha) and i will fuck her anyway

My first thought exactly.

Nymphomaniac

Master and Commander

I would play hard to get and not let her into my parent's house.

Martyrs, cause I'm a chad.

Kingdom of Heaven director's cut and before that explain to her how the theatrical makes the main character lose depth and how that's the reason for generally low reviews
then give a brief overview of how the crusades were a retaliation against the muslims and the movie does have a major flaw in that it portrays them as enlightened civilised people as opposed to bloody christian barbarians which in reality was what both sides were but the movie is still worth a watch

and then throughout the runtime i'd stop to explain costume/weaponry inaccuracies

ALF season 1 DVD and some spicy tendies!

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Sneed

The Girlfriend Experience

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this, 5h director's cut

Drive

Stolen Kisses

Some dumb shit by Wes Anderson doesn’t matter what

>Nymphomaniac
Fifty Shades of Grey