Realistically what should you do in this situation?

realistically what should you do in this situation?

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charge a gun
with a knife you run

Be thankful that it's over

Double backflip into a backhanded slap then I finish with a simple karate chop that splits his head in half down to the clavicle.

call him a faggot

Charge him, wrestle the gun out of his hands with pure adrenaline strength, tie his hands up, make him knell down and recite the Lord’s Prayer. Make my girlfriend watch, I don’t let her revert her eyes. Shoot him in the face execution style

Rape him in front of his girlfriend

>target on clothes to help fellow citizen's aim

do Americans actually?

If you know how to use psychology you could get out of this easily. Turn the tables even.

>Computer, reengage safety protocols

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probably the same thing he did. Kill the girl and make the dude watch.

elaborate

Probably charging at him would the best bet, harder to get a clean shot, and adrenaline would let you put aside the pain even if you get shot hopefully long enough to fuck the guy up.

Dude would be an awesome Servant in the Fate franchise. He was a literal IRL super-villain with his own homemade costume.

Charge using the girlfriend as cover.

How the fuck do you revert eyes?
See that he's dressed like a fucking lunatic so rush him because there's probably nothing to lose.

I melt away into the brush and hit him with rapid succession guerilla attacks until his morale is broken and he signs a peace agreement.

he obviously meant avert but he's either a phoneposter or a retard

You can die or you can possibly not die.

Those are your choices.

Use the woman as a shield and hope she absorbs most of the bullets

Yeah right.

Fake my own death after writing letters implicating him in my own murder so that media and police turn on him, ruining his life and putting him in prison.

Probably do somethin real gay

Based viet gong

If we don't nip that stuff in the butt than people will keep making mistakes.

Break my Knees backwards and roll down the hill into the water, and submerge until I'm sure he's done with the old lady

>endure the pain
>be thankful that I had a girlfriend, even for the briefest moment, in my 43 wizard years
>die, hopefully
Can't even self-terminate because of programming. Fuck me drunk.

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You jump in the water behind you and swim away.

>*unzip dick and grab it*
>*start spinning around*
>*walk towards him*

Do my best to get him to shoot me

What if he has both, which he did

pretend to be blind

Charge towards him and then past him.

Its polite

it's not a target. In America, it stands for hope

Compliment him on his disguise and offer him the girl.