My name is Alphonso and there’s so much about me

ayo wassup you gay-ass nigga

It's funny how in other forms of advertisement are always set in some colorblind utopia with multiracial intact families and only white burglars. HIV meds don't even pretend and feature black gays/trannies.

Who exactly are drug ads for, anyway?
Aren't doctors supposed to know about medications? Is it really possible for some fag to walk into a doctor's office and say he's scared about catching the gay plague and wants a pill to protect him and the doctor will just have no idea wtf he's talking about?
What do doctors even do if not keep up to date with the latest medications for various diseases, disorders, and divine punishments?

What's the catch?

HIV isn't funny user. I was born with it.

Have you eaten the pills yet bigot?

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Consumer. And yes, that’s why they always say “ask your doctor about...”
In pharma marketing, there’s supposed to be clear differentiations between patient and doctor facing communications.

I actually write pharma ads for a living.

>Who exactly are drug ads for, anyway?
You
The US is the only civilized nation to allow pharma companies to market to consumers. The idea is that you see the drug, then tell your doctor you need it and he writes you a script.
They also employ exceedingly hot women to go to doctor offices with tons of free samples for the doctors to give out. First hit is free and all that

So you’re a kike?

I know that shit on your head is uncomfortable, Alphonso. buzz it off

I assume the medicine is extremely expense.

I work for the then, yes. But I’m not one myself
It’s pretty comfy. I make 100k a year reading up on studies and clinical trials, and writing ads and commercials.

the gold ones are like a weave or extensions he takes them off

I hope you get eye and mouth and butt cancer

I’m just trying to make my way in the world, fren

I see

How does one make their way to writing ad copy?
Because honestly that sounds like a great use of my talents.

>"wearing" detachable hair
Niggers and women can only be this dumb

I got into it because I had a professor who liked me and knew a creative director at an agency. Other ways to get into the industry is going to a portfolio school (which I don’t think is worth it), or writing your own spec copy and working your way up by doing small jobs here and there. To learn more about your local copy market, see if there’s any copywriting groups on Facebook for your city. Other writers are usually more than happy help.
Read Hey Whipple Squeeze This to learn the fundamentals of ad copy.

Lmao gays>god

"Now there's a pill for people like me. I can take a Dovato and wash it down with a semen smoothie."
Gays must die.

Literally that’s what it’s for. It’s so people with HIV/AIDS can have gay butt sex with other gay butt buddies.

If that was true I could get adderall and Vicodin prescriptions from my doctor (pre-“opiate crisis” meme)

It's propaganda, intended to demoralize normal people and normalize degeneracy

ow the edge

You are simply vile. Your brain is dependent on this Yas Forums world you've ensconced yourself in and now it's unsuitable for reality. The computer screen fucked you up man, I'm sorry.