>Sir, the thread was making fun of popular tropes in crime TELEVISION shows or FILMS.
And you're telling me he deleted it anyway?
>Absolutely, sir. What would drive a man to behave this way?
He is just doing his job, agent. His paycheck drives him.
>Sir... I...
Sir, the thread was making fun of popular tropes in crime TELEVISION shows or FILMS
Robert Scott
Oliver Nelson
>Sir, we checked his bank records and he seems to not generate any income from his anonymous moderation gig, all of his revenue comes from food stamps and government mandated welfare checks.
>The sick bastard must get paid through the dark web! Bring the 4channel owner in for interrogation and ask him how much he's paying these scum.
Jose Bell
But Johnson, if he doesn’t get paid, how the he’ll can he afford a Netflix or Disney+ subscription?! Or even pay for movie tickets! I’m looking at his history right here, he wrote that he’s watched all the Daisy Ridley filmography!
>Sir...I...
Jaxon Sullivan
>We have to escalate this Johnson, he does it for free
Chase Stewart
Sneed chuck feed no jannies sneed!
Tyler Ramirez
based cringe filtered reddit Kinoplex!
Jordan Jenkins
>Johnson come here I finally got it!
>what's going on sir?
>our suspect is actually running his own wicked investigation, he's out to get someone
>God Sir please tell me he's not stalking the cashier that smiled at him 2 years ago
>oh no Johnson, that would make sense... he's waging his own twisted little war against a certain Janny, who "works for free", which means he's probably a slave
>h... human trafficking? What... how is it possible Sir?
>Come Johnson, I stopped being surprised 5 years ago
Thomas Wright
>Sir! I've got it! He frequents a board called... TeeVee... I think that's code for something.
>Code? You told me this guy was a college drop-out who lives at home with his momma! He's not smart enough for that!
>Sir, I know sir. But sit down. You need to see this. See, we just google "TV - Television and Films" and click on images....
>Oh my God Johnson. Get the FBI on the phone right now. We're in way over our fucking heads...
Aiden Powell
jannies are a strange breed that's for damn sure
Gabriel Reed
Kek
Jason Lewis
>"works for free", which means he's probably a slave
I keked hard, have a (you)
Caleb Howard
worryingly accurate
Jose Gutierrez
>Sir, they're basedposting again
>Basedposting? What's that?
>One poster says something, others just call him "based"
>Based?
>Based.
>Based on what?
Juan Stewart
>google "TV - Television and Films"
its always just screencaps and random movie pics for me
Brody Williams
based
based
Connor Reed
Out of the first row of 7 images I get 5 cunnies
Brayden Williams
>Sir.. You gotta remove the "s"...
Alexander Cruz
based!
Henry Campbell
ok this is based
Jason Sanchez
>google "TV - Television and Films" and click on images....
kino
Matthew Walker
holy shit it actually works
Bentley White
>Sir I don't understand this. He keeps posting images of a sad cancer patient bemoaning the fact he hasn't had a girlfriend.
>Yeah? What's so weird about that, Johnson?
>Well, in a different thread, at almost the exact same time, only a minute apart he posted "roasties are subhuman soulless creatures." Sir, could there be multiple people in his house? Some sort of...underground passage way?
>Good work Johnson. You've just cracked the case. We'll get these sick bastards.
Gabriel Brooks
god damn it, we're all going to prison
Mason Morgan
can someone post the image of those normies saying "it took me five minutes but i get it now, he has cancer :("
Josiah Edwards
Unless it has been changed, you can literally find naked underage (like sub-12 year old) girls on google images, it's some kind of a loophole to the law where 'art' is allowed
Colton Cox
i can "find" anything, but i dont want shit found on me
Nathan Perry
Adam Harris
Supposedly it's kosher but I have my doubts lol, like I'm curious to check right now if it's still that way but I'm scared.
Lucas Morales
okay i went and found it lol
Colton Barnes
quotations prevent that lol
Nolan Lee
suck mah dick, officer