>he's been self-quarantined for years. He was way ahead of the curve.
He's been self-quarantined for years. He was way ahead of the curve
Dylan Evans
Dylan Gray
>He knew this was comin' fuckin' commie sleeper agent...I'm callin in the red ties
Hunter Richardson
>the guy has barely gone outside for the last two years
>even then it's just to get some KFC and smokes
>It's like he knew this corona virus was coming
>I want this guy found, I want to know what he knows
Blake Rodriguez
>no job
>no girlfriend
>no parking tickets
>it's like this guy doesn't exist
Jaxon Anderson
>He's like a ghost...
Aaron Hall
>Check his netflix account... lets see what entertains this sick fuck.
>Sir I...
Ian Bell
>Track down his previous school friends see if they know anything about him
Ethan Robinson
>he knew. he fucking knew. get the president on the line
Levi Hall
I love these threads bump
Ethan Morales
>you aren't gonna believe this sir
>he doesn't have a netflix account, and he hasn't spoken to any of his friends in over 10 years
Austin Williams
>Sir, you are the president...
Matthew Phillips
>dear God... we're doomed.
Dominic Long
these threads are too on the mark, have you been stalking me
Jace Moore
>we are watching his house around the clock to see when he leaves. Johnson I won’t sleep until I find something god dammit!
Brody Peterson
>pull this guys plates. I want to know everywhere he's been in the past year.
>sir... he doesn't have a car...
Owen Anderson
>Fuck, he's on to us! We need to move NOW!
Jordan Ramirez
>Sir, theres something off about the collection of girls he has on his external harddrive.
>What do you mean, Agent? These girls look like quite the lookers to me.
>Sir... zoom in on the the crotch area...
>My God.
Eli Barnes
>but sir why do we need to monitor this guy? What crime has he committed?
Lincoln Ward
>sir he's starting to question our "bait" threads on his favorite 2D digestion website, he might stop feeding us information, we're worried he'll go ghost again
>Dammit kid we have too much at cost here make sure he stays posting!
Zachary Rodriguez
>SIR, THIS JUST IN... he is the car
Zachary Baker
>HE'S TYPING SOMETHING, CHIEF! IT SAYS... FUCK NI-*BLRHARRAAAAAARGHHHH*
>Get used to it, rookie.
Jaxson Taylor
>Don't ask questions above your paygrade, rookie...
William Collins
>What? What about a drivers licence??
>He doesn't have one
>How can that be, hes in his mid 20s?!?!?!
>Sir he just...never got one
>Jesus Christ this guy was five steps ahead from the start
Thomas Moore
>The worst crime of all, Johnson, Yas Forums posts.
Benjamin Wood
Kek
Kevin Cruz
I'm 30 and still don't have a drivers license
Isaac Barnes
Mother of God...
Noah Diaz
>You're gonna wanna see this captain. Looks pretty bad.
What is it, Jenkins?
>Sir, you're not gonna believe this . . . but . . .
Spit it out! What's this new info you've got!
>Sir, he does it . . . for free . . .
Dear God, call the Pentagon, tell them it's an emergency! Now, Jenkins!
Kayden Clark
>I think I'm going to be sick
Brody Smith
>Johnson we're at a complete fucking halt on the case, the guy is a model citizen, hasn't left his house once
>take a look at his internet history sir
>w... wait a second, it's only those japanese cartoons, does he know there's a global pandemic?
>sir... I don't think he even knows if he's alive
Cameron Garcia
kek
Ryder Cook
>Sir, we think we might have found a way to get close to him
>Well spit it out, what have you found out
>A girl, cashier at a store he went to once that smiled at him. Our reports show he still thinks about her from time to time
>......That's impossible, that interaction happened 2 years ago
>We know, but right now she's our only hope
>.....Bring her in
Jace Fisher
i only have birth certificate tbqh
Elijah Johnson
>Suck it in Johnson. We're only just getting started. We're going to have to reach out to our contact Hiroyuki to get his entire posting history. Save your puke for when you see what's in that.
Blake Rivera
Tyler King
High school diploma?