What was the best house?
What was the best house?
Hufflepuff
Slytherin Emma was built for big black cock.
Ravenclaw Emma
My nigga. Dark hair + blue eyes is the most patrician phenotype.
I'm a blonde haired man and only get attention from dark haired women for some reason
all those vehicles
>school divides children up by ethnicity
based rowling
Hufflepuff
Og emma still the best for me
out of those, Hufflepuff
Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are all that is necessary for a happy and functional society. Any addition of the other two would just ruin things
>b-but what about fast as possible technological innovation??
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>b-but what about protecting your society from other Slytherins?
Gryffindor is more than capable
Ravenclaw should have black hair and slytherin should have platinum blonde
slytherin girls do anal but hufflepuff girls practice blowjobs on their housemates for fun
Dem freckles
dumb bitch
Were the houses an allegory for race/class?
It’s true. Hufflepuff was the only one not filled with tryhard dweebs. Also retards misinterpreted the commentary regarding the how the selection for houses was made. It wasn’t “hufflepuff will take all the rest” because it’s meh, it’s the house for those who were the genuine outsiders and weirdos along with the underachievers and non-stem tier autists.
Who gave you access to the internet Ted. Go back to your cell.
This
Their house motto is "dude be nice lmao"
huffpuff because redhead make my pp hard
Slytherin honestly
>Gryffindor are 60IQ jocks
>Ravenclaw are scrawny nerds
>lol Hufflepuff
I want to save the white race with blonde Emma
Ravenclaw Hermione is best.
>evil
>smart
>protagonist
>loser
divergent-tier
my car is my business but you shitlords get out your wallets and pay for the food those poor and helpless souls need
>mummy nigella
I'd empty more than my bank account for her
I’m biased because my favorite tard-wrangler teacher that organized and supervised all the after school stuff for the nerds and autists would always hammer stuff like this into us.
I miss you Mr. C
How would Slytherin Hermonie fuck over Gryffindore Hermione?
WHY WON'T SHE APOLOGIZE FOR IT?!
Slytherin were the good guys. Also, Harry Potter is pure garbage.
She still needs to fucking apologize for it.
Hufflepuff - free love stoners
Ravenclaw - adderall snorting nerds
Gryffindor - drunken douchebags
Slytherin - secret dope fiends
Choose and lose.
>you will never have a slytherin hermione gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im so fucking lonely