How does a distribution company manage to cause so much seething?

How does a distribution company manage to cause so much seething?

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How does one distribution company mange to crawl up your butt and wrap it's self around that peanut you call a brain?

slow burn

Only on Yas Forums, and only because this place is filled with pseuds who like to call stuff like A24 “McDonald’s arthouse” while everyone on here only consooms just McDonald’s shit like Star Wars or capeshit.

You sound mad friend

Because they take everything that conservative white men like and douse it in tranny juice.

This is the only place. And why? Some retarded spam posting as always I wouldn't know what this A24 is without it.

People think a company that distributes movies also makes them.

My favorite A24 flick is The End of the Tour. But most people in Yas Forums has only seen "horror" films from A24.

Uncut Gems and Good Time are the ONLY A24 kinos. Prove me wrong.

>I'll prove OP wrong by S E E T H I N G

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It's midwit garbage. Low IQ chads know that it's boring and high IQ people like me know that it's empty and pretentious.

this

A lot of what they distribute is garbage for redditors to write twenty paragraph reviews over.

First Reformed but besides that you're right

I feel like they started out with good intentions and but eventually decided their target audience should be upper middle class women in their early twenties

>Only on Yas Forums, and only because this place is filled with pseuds who like to call stuff like A24 “McDonald’s arthouse” while everyone on here only consooms just McDonald’s shit like Star Wars or capeshit.
>You sound mad friend
>This is the only place. And why? Some retarded spam posting as always I wouldn't know what this A24 is without it.

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>Yas Forums complains about capeshit
>A24 is anti-capeshit

Yas Forums makes fun of A24

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>proves my point in one image

I used to consider myself a Horror fan but apparently Horror fans have an attachment to their shitty double-digit slasher sequels and the accompanying tropes.
Go to any Horror general on this board and the people dissing A24 and even The Blair Witch Project unironically think Friday the 13th Part VII has redeeming qualities

They're fucking annoying but they bought the new Kelly Reichardt so I have to care unfortunately

The fact that there are so many Yas Forums posters who will devote entire days of their lives to shitting on A24 movies while praising dribble like Osmosis Jones and Die Another Day as being true 'based redpilled kino' just shows how low contrarianism can drive a person

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>>A24 is anti-capeshit
how retarded does one have to be to unironially believe this

I too used to be a horror man but A24 made me detest it.

it's coffeehouse capeshit

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are retarded?

Still better than capeshit.

[citation needed]

The people who make these pictures are the same anons who semi-post-psuedo-ironically rank Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 as one of the top films of the 2010s

> unironically implies having a library card is a bad thing

faggot

I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOM A24 I FRIGGIN CONSOOOOM I FEEL SMART I'M BASED I'M SUPERIOR I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN NORMIES WHEN I CONSOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>I'd rather drink this glass of piss than eat this piece of poop

Is this some campaign to raise brand awareness?

That and there really aren’t that many horror films period. I doubt your typical Yas Forums user really likes whatever Jordan Peele puts out. So that leaves what? Stephen King remakes?

uncut gems is kino

A24 is so hecklin based!!!

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Name more interesting horror flicks from the last 5 years than The witch, hereditary, midsommar,.and lighthouse.

>Inb4 some conjuring-verse schlock

>projecting this hard

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CONSOOOOOOOOOOOM

Explain to me how can you be scared of horror movies

YESSSSS ITS THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM

Yes it is, consume this please

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more like outhouse capeshit

filtered ;)

lol i'm surprised they'd even mention charles swan

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