Zoomer here. Decided to binge Seinfeld, which episodes can I skip?

>it's a lot slower and lighter
I noticed that it's really tame compared to youtube clips.
>skip the first season
The whole thing? Is it really 5 episodes or is it incomplete on this website

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the recap episode is the ONLY episode you should skip, ever

Isn't The Fix Up in s02?

The last one.

>pretty offensive
I know you're likely baiting but who gives a fuck. As long as it's funny anything goes.
I especially give even less fucks than 0 because I'm eastern european

>tfw tried to use watchseinfeldonline or whatever the site is recently and it buffered every 10 seconds
;_; it worked fine the last time I used it

There's recap episodes?! What for? Nothing stays consistent between episodes even

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there are more forgettable episodes. i remember most of puerto rican day

the first season is like a different show. Didn't start to hit its stride until the second. After that, it's really just the clip shows you should skip

I'm on seinfeld-episode.blogspot DOT com right now, works fine on my machine

they're clip episodes, not recaps

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Skip all the Florida episodes

it's just a two part "best moments" special on season 9, right before the Finale

The one about the pen is pretty funny

Okay then I'll skip em
Devilish

People are saying to skip the first two seasons because the show is still finding it's groove, but honestly i'd tell you to NOT skip it exactly because of that. Especially for George, it's quite fun to see him descent gradually into madness from the pilot to the latter episodes
Do skip the cuban day parade tho, fucking awful episode

Any episode NOT centered on Kramer + Newman.

The whole thing. It's just jewish propaganda.

The Stock Tip is a good one.

Every character and even pretty much all the guest characters are jewish, but it's still worth watching. It's a great show.

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This episode is so good, holy shit i'm gonna watch this show again

Just go watch Friends.

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This. Just watch film. Each film is a brand new mind bringing you a new story and ideas, it can shock you, make you laugh, make you cry and even if it's shit, you can watch another one the following night.
Television just lobotomizes you so you're good and ready to accept any disgusting degenerate programming they've whipped up for you. 200 episodes later and you've eroded a piece of your very soul.

It doesn't work as Jewish propaganda when all the Jewish characters are pretty pathetic. Specially Jerry "It's not a purse, it's European!" Seinfeld.

homosexual or 50 year old roastoid detected

You may as well skip the second season too, it's not that much better than S1

You can skip season 1. The show hadn’t found its style yet.

>so you're good and ready to accept any disgusting degenerate programming they've whipped up for you
I'm not easily manipulated. If I were an empty hollow American soul with nothing to believe on or hang onto, anyone could easily mold me into whatever they want. But I have my own culture and I'll stand by it til I die.

I just think it's a funny show.
Friends doesn't tickle my funny bone. It's for more normal people or normalfags if you will. Or even for women which are inherently all normalfags. They just can't make mundane shit interesting or funny.

convince Friends ain't better than Seinfield
>protip: you can't

>which episodes can I skip?
Seinfeld isn't a playlist show. You literally just pick a random episode and enjoy. That's the beauty of syndicated 90s shows.

Season 2 is great.

Yeah but that way I'll forget which ones I watched and I might accidentally skip some. I wanna watch them all.

Friends isnt funny because you can tell everyone in it is a prick

then watch them all dude, Season 1 is not as good as others but it's short and pretty chill. Seinfeld doesn't really have a BAD season
But cuban parade is a shit episode

>It's for more normal people or normalfags
>for women which are inherently all normalfags
>"Seinfield is pretty alternative"
Just fuck off.

Nah, you can tell they are all retards. For every wise or smart thing they do, they do 2 or 3 dumb shits. That's why they are funny.

TAKE DA PEEEN

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Totally disagree with people saying to skip season 1. It's only 5 episodes and it's important to see how the show develops. I also like the fact that it was made in 1989, you can see how at that time the 90's were just starting to bloom

I meant the actors being pricks not the characters

This and Bubble Boy

Exactly. That was my thinking too. I rewatched all of them not that long ago and didn't really see a problem with it, and I can barely watch any tv now because of how bad it's gotten.

highlights of 100
most episodes have a minor throwback to the previous one, think it's to do with the first couple seasons being jumbled for broadcast

I think the same, honestly. Also it's the start of a ton of concepts from the show
Also the start of Vandelay
fuck, yes, bubble boy is bad

You're a little girl. It's not offensive, it's just boring.

>>"Seinfield is pretty alternative"
I never said that. I'm just saying that type of humour appeals to me and that other type of humour appeals to me not. That's my personal preference. Why do you care?
Why did you bring up friends anyway? My OP post wasn't "should I watch Friends or Seinfeld", it was "I'm watching Seinfeld, what do I skip".
Do you have a diary entry that reads "today I have successfully convinced an anonymous stranger on a bavarian beer brewing forum to watch a show I like, life isn't so pointless after all."? Why are you doing this retard? Just go, be free.

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