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>you will never nut on all of them simultaneously
why even live

women shit from here
if you like ass you're a nigger

yeah i'm thinking i could jump them on my bmx

cringe incel

My back hurts just by seeing them bending like that, I feel like they can snap at any moment

How does it feel to fuck a woman with a sandy vagina bros?

heaven

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go on

>women shit from here
There was a 70s porn movie where a guy said to a girl
>i want to fuck your ass
>but I poop from there
>not right now you don't

Wait, 4th from the front. Is that Paige from the WWE?

Jerk off with a handful of seasalt.

A monster truck gets possessed by the ghost of Elliot Rogers and runs over a bunch of roasties

and they piss and bleed from their cunts
your point?

Imagine throwing yourself face first into each ass, ravaging each one like a maniac making all kinds of crazy noises whilst the girls all giggled and waited their turn

If I was a billionaire, this is how I would spend my days.

tranny be jealous

anal sex is for small dicked degenerates

>If I was a billionaire, this is how I would spend my days.
What a sad, pathetic human being you are.

>and they piss from their cunts
fucking virgins I swear

>putting your mouth on their shit tube

youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI

why are vanillafags so insecure?
you do oral+vag+anal

where do you think you are

i want to roll between all of them so i can smell/taste just as my face is facing downwards

thoughts?

ouch.

That's false, ask any girl if they prefer a large dick in their ass or pussy and they will say ass because cervix pounding hurts. Also it's the reason why many large dick guys fuck gay people it's because they can't go balls deep in a woman.

>ughh guise i like clean and dry sex becuz according to these studies theres a 2% chance

GROW
A
PAIR
SHELTERED
NERD

Sniff Gang

I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I was at starbucks one afternoon working on my computer and this cute cardio bunny came in from the gym next door. Wearing yoga pants workout shirt was sweaty hair. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the counter heads straight for the family bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. Shes in for a goof 10 mins. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turning me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the starbucks. I jump up and head to the restroom, I have to admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absolutely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garbage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. Im not kidding, I almost threw up. IT was way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to masturbate but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out. Got my computer and left.

Let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heroes. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!

Beautiful women keep washing up dead on the coasts of LA. The only lead? A series of esoteric x's all over their gigantic behinds. It's up to a movie obsessed private eye and his porn addict assistant to get to the bottom of this heinass case of murder. They'll butt heads with the local mob, crack open a porn syndicate's secrets and get the hole story.
Detective Tee V. and Juan Coomer in: Hot Cross Buns.

fucking americans

>girls poop irl

yeah nice meme

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i would watch that

That means she fucked niggers. Normal girl braps smell like strawberries and a bit “earthy” (imagine a really dark chocolate or cut wood)
If you fuck a nigger though the nigger semen changes your DNA and makes your braps putrid. This is an evolutionary trait that was used to help our ancestors avoid mistakenly pro creating with race mixers. There are Harvard backed doctorals on this.

magnets

Deal with it.

If I was a billionaire my entire life would be dedicated to fucking as many women as possible and making it public knowledge. I would fill a castle with a hundred pornstars and Instathots and every night get them to line up naked whilst I buried my face in their asses etc.

a gay mans ass

shit kino

lol

it reminds me of that virgin user that wanted a scat experience and he chickened out at the last min but he had no courage to tell her to stop
truly traumatic, he didnt fuck her either lol