Cast them
Cast them
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We'll never get the cheesy, over the top vermintide movie we deserve because its "too nerdy" and people nowadays hate fun.
Melissa McBride as Sienna
Chris O'Neill, Lyle Rath, Joshua Tomar, Zach Hadel
anyone want to play with me bros?
Brian Blessed for the dwarf and J.K Simmons for the witch hunter
I think it should work if they just pitch it as a zombie movie with a ragtag fantasy group as heroes, wouldn't normies like that as well? They don't have to shove all the lore in people's faces, just keep it in the background.
HOLY SIGMAR
BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
It's not zombies though, its quipping cartoon rat men with halberds and machine guns
A Warhammer TV series would be good fun.
Not the edgy 40K shit though, that can fuck off even though that's the one that's supposedly getting a TV series or some shit.
Which makes it even better. But as someone else has already stated, modern people don't like fun and wouldn't be able to take skaven seriously. If worse comes to worse then they could always use the Vampire Coast or something like that.
what is this generic looking garbage
>We'll never get the (Marvel movie) we deserve because it's "too (Marvel movie)" and people nowadays hate (Marvel movie)
If I were a billionaire I'd donate almost all of my money to commission various TV shows and movies that studios wouldn't pick up because they hate anything different.
Vermintide TV show would be one. Another would be a The Thing sequel
Why would you ever want to treat the skaven seriously? Just base it off Skavenslayer.
The Thing Sequel
How the fuck would you to that? Genuinly interested.
I wouldn't, but normies would find giant steampunk rats offputting in a bad way. Not to mention how the fuck would they even be able to pull them off without putting half of the budget into making CGI rat people. Hence something more humanoid would be a better alternative in the long term.
MCU movies don't have anything to do with the comics, they removed all the "nerdy" or "weird" stuff to make it palatable to normalfags. They did the same with Game of Thrones, too.
God an epic trilogi about the ubersreik 5 would be awesome.
>elf hates humans but wants your dick
>your boss could kill you but you smack talk him anyway
>dwarf thinks of you as a brother and drinking partner
>crazy fire crotch witch lady thinks of you as her son
>you are just a normal bloke that enlisted after life as a street thug
BASED KRUBER
legendary
which one do you main lads?
THE CRIME IS YOUR FOUL EXISTENCE THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
based
>campy GoT-wannabe show featuring the empire elector count shenanigans with Sylvania thrown in
Would you watch it? Do you want Karl to SAY THE THING?
SUMMON
THE
ELECTOR
Cast THIS ragtag band of misfits
CUNNIES
the anya with the big titties as Sebille
the good thing about Sebille is that no matter what armour you put on her she always looks basically naked, even if it's full plate