Hello Sharks, I am currently looking for $10,000 in exchange for a 20% stake in my company, Check Out My Wife's Ass™

Hello Sharks, I am currently looking for $10,000 in exchange for a 20% stake in my company, Check Out My Wife's Ass™.

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I would shark that tank

So how does it work? Can we try it out?

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>ok im going to make you a fantastic offer. i want 33.3% in royalties on your wifes ass until i recoup my investment, at which point it will drop down to 20% in perpetuity

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>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

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Holy based

What's your shark tank idea that is worth millions?

Automated robotic pharmacists

putting a high frequency background noise in everything so people under the age of 30 cannot watch it

an phone app thats comes up with ideas worth millions

gene drive but for people of West African ancestry

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Is that guy on the right natty?

15% and it's a deal

Artificial intelligence girlfriends.

I'd advertise them on 4channel so the jannies could finally get paid.

A jump to conclusions mat

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cunny fleshlight

>trying to sell an asset that depreciates by the minute

Already exists

>Your wife's ass? I'm already in. And out. And in again and she does it for free!

(((Canuck)))

Do Americans really?

ebin, upboated

a shotgun that shoots aids pellets

Was it based or cringe?

an entertainment app that changes its content based on the orientation of your phone while watching.

nigger detected

>gimme $10,000
christ why didnt he just go to the bank for such little money?

you should kill yourself

You're still posting about this shit? Fail and cringe more, Qubilet

On the Australian Shark Tank there was this guy who owned the patent to a hamburger/hotdog cross-over food thing and he sold 50% of it to one of the sharks for one dollar because he wanted someone with connections to try and market it for him.

It's funny because the whole idea was he patented this stupid thing, then thought he could get some other jew to do the legwork for him, but in the end IF HE ever gets it popular he'll have to give the shark tank jew half of the money for literally doing nothing except making a couple of phone calls trying to sell it to his connections a few years back.

>CANT
>HANDLE
>THE
>BANTZ

Indentured service for black people

Chain of Auschwitz themed restaurants

Guys how do I upvote here? Can I give this comment gold?

What do you think

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