Also post actors known to have tiny cocks if you know any
ITT: Actors known to have huge cocks
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Someone post sam hydes tiny circumsized dick
reportedly, he's hung like a "black bastard"
more like Justin Average lmao
Michael Fassbender, Richard Madden and Colin Farrel?
What's in the water over there
Natalie has that knowing look.
I bet they almost fugged in his trailer during filming but he couldnt get it in so he just ate her box
>Richard Madden
I know about the other two but huh?
>Lars von Trier: (...) he's extremely well-equipped. And we had to kind of take the scenes out of the film, we had a stand-in for him, we had to take the scenes out with his own dick.
>PK: Hold on —-You had a stand-in dick? You had to have a stand in dick for Dafoe?
>LV: Yes, yes, we had to have, because Will's own was too big.
>PK: Too big to fit in the screen?
>LV: (laughs) No, too big because everybody got very confused when they saw it.
-Lars von Trier on why he had to have a stand-in dick for the scene in Antichrist where Willem's character ejaculates blood.
Appropriate choice to play Alfred Kinsey.
wow the way it just whips across his body like that. I wouldn't mind my dick being that big
>No, too big because everybody got very confused when they saw it.
Confused how? Does he mean it was distracting for audiences?
Maybe they assumed it was a prosthetic and would suddenly think they were watching a porno comedy instead of Antichrist.
>e-celeb
no, thanks lad
Ok, no one's going to believe me but I made this gif lmao. Along with a few others from that movie. It's kinda funny how the stuff I made has become the definitive proof of this rumor.
It’s just strange. The stunt cock they used was huge so how big was Dafoe’s that it was confusing? I’ve seen that webm of him dancing nude and it’s big but just how big is he hard that he’s confusing?
That webm of Patrick Warburton showed he was a pretty big guy.
Jared Leto has a big ol' wanger and apparently likes to get really rapey with the barely legal groupies he hooks up with.
Warwick Davis sports one that has its own elbow.
Unless that dude is in the .000001% of dicks in the entire world, I'm saying that's fake.
What, so only around 1000 humans on Earth are hung like that?
lady is all like
>no sweetie
>your little body isn't ready
Is there a troll among the mods? Why are they actively deleting legit threads about television and film?
Holy shit.
Why continue to live if you are a dicklet?
I'm too angry to give up. My seething gives me strength.
fake right ??
That’s about average size for the guys that Ive fucked. Probably since taller and fitter men have bigger dicks which gives them confidence, which makes me wet. Evolution filter haha
Old school actor Forrest Tucker's party piece was to use his dick to make putts on the golf course.
>knowing look of having internal bleeding
Assuming he's soft, yeah. That's significantly thicker and about the same length as the biggest hard dicks you're doing to find in porn. Make a similar "C" shape with your index finger and thumb and realize that this is supposedly how think Leto's cock is. Based off of everything I know about the dude, he is 100% the type to put a giant dildo in his pants before getting on stage. Only thing remotely comparable I've ever seen is that retarded Russian guy bangbros found and shot a few scenes with.
I can do that. If I swing my hips from side to side I hit my hip bones with my bell end
>Too big to fit in the screen?
holy mother of keks
Why are you walking funny Nat? "Oh I just hurt myself on set the other day that's all.
James Woods is packin' at least 9 inches. He also reportedly has a 180+ IQ.
Truly the perfect male specimen.
Man, Will Smith has really let himself go
Oh I just fell on my lightsabre hehe:)
Shut the fuck up you faggot. nice work
>If you want money I can tell you I don't have any. What I do have is an extremely large cock. A cock that makes me a nightmare for boipucci like you.