He wouldn't be able to walk from the vibrations of the explosions and would be trying not to go flying, and the pieces of ship would be piercing his face and body and he would look like a fucking moron flaying about getting impaled by wood as he suffers a torturous ending, and if by chance he didn't die or lose consciousness from all the explosions and ship debris the fire would be mercy.
What a fucking stupid scene.
have sex
No.
So? It's a movie based on a theme park ride about undead pirates and hundred year curses and mystical deities. Who cares
Is this a "scenes midwits can't understand" thread?
Same, I also like complaining about everything and being a miserable fag
I mean, if you want to complain about that scene why not do about the most jarring thing? That dude is using speedforce, dunno why he didn't just jump to the water and rub ashore.
Dennis, your mother is a dirty, dirty whore.
Only scene I liked in that movie
calm your autism down
In the end, Becket was the most likable character.
>muh realism
you're gay
What movie??
>realism
autistic fag
This is the famous Master and Commander. Basically just a bunch of unrealistic naval shit. No idea why Yas Forums likes it.
You're a pleb if you can't appreciate this scene for what it is.
MIDWIT ALERT MIDWIT ALERT WE GOT A BIG BOY WITH A WHOPPING 105 OVER HERE WOWEE SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A PRIZE
Is this the newest meme word? Well, if it leads to an edit of "Call the Midwife" to say "Call the Midwit" it will be worth it.
Its just good business
was the AC-130 attack even necessary?
>mid
The wood isn't 'exploding' you fucking idiot, it's shattering due to cannons shooting metal balls through it. Metal balls don't explode on impact you fucking DOLT.
>instalocks Zed
mid
How does his hat stay on?
>le evil buisnessman trope
Lol what is this 1991?
Businessmen ARE evil.
Midwit take
The wood shrapnel from a cannon ball impact killed more people than the cannonballs .
Don't forget he's walking at superhuman speed.
The explosions are in slow motion, he's walking at normal speed.
Have faith
pretty sure it's just a way for people to say that they are very smart for having mainstream ideas.
like... someone says 'wow you must be stupid for liking this'
and then someone on Yas Forums says 'hahaha actually, the stupid person is right for liking that. that was kino. you just have a mid level intelligence, and therefore, you can't appreciate it. retards like it, sure, but so do very very intelligent people, like myself.'
it's a form of just posting 'i am very smart'
Doesn't change the fact that OP thinks they magically explode on impact.
In reality he wouldn't have a lot of time to have his epic walking scene so he really had to hoof it in order to make his death look cool.
He also think vibrations grant the gift of flight so cut him some slack, hes probably a third worlder in the throes of a covid fever