MORMONS ARE BAD I SAW A SOUTH PARK EPISODE

>MORMONS ARE BAD I SAW A SOUTH PARK EPISODE

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>t. seething mormon cuck

who are you quoting?

THE ENTIRE SITE OF RE DDIT

Mormons are assholes. They are extremely passive aggressive if you are a non-Mormon and ostracize you from everything. Their entire theology is bullshit and a lot of their secret rituals are stolen from Freemasonry. It's literally the biggest cult in America.

t. non-Mormon who grew up in Utah

If they got that from South Park they didnt even see surface level meaning

Why are we getting raided by every single enemy of the west today?

Trey Parker loves mormons retard, he thinks they're great people. He just thinks their beliefs are silly since Joseph Smith was a con man, that doesn't make Mormons themselves bad.

>OH YOU BELEIVE JOSEPH SMITH?

>AHAHAH WELL IVE WATCHED A SOUTH PARK EPISODE

This is the mindset of ledditors

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>shifty atheist wonders why mormons wouldn't share their recipes with them
All you had to do was let Jesus into your heart user, that isn't a cult.

except stone and parker are making mormons look alright next to all the other religions

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>HE WAS A CON MAN

So you tellin me joseph smith was a conman even when he was a young boy who was visited by the angel moroni?

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Funeral potatoes are pure kino

>angel moroni

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You literally have to give 10% of your income to the Church in order to be able to go inside the temples to perform their cult rituals. If you don't do that, you won't be able to reach the highest kingdom of heaven.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MET THE ANGEL MORONI

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Wasn't the entire church of Mormon just a roundabout way of Joseph Smith tricking his friends into letting their wives sleep with him

this isn't true
there is no membership fee for me and i've done many baptisms for the dead in the temple lel

You're prob thinking catholic mass where tithings are still collected, and you basically support mega churches.

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I lived and was raised with mormons for 20 years. They are fucking idiots. But I love them for how goofy they are.

Ex mormons are seethe incarnate. Like nigga just stop engaging with them if they rustle you

Ungrateful swine.

okay but why

How in the world did you get a temple recommend without tithing?

Agreed. Every time you see some supposedly huge anti-Mormon article or post, it's always some trivial thing that literally everyone who is about to get baptized knows. I remember like 5 or 10 years ago someone did some "deep undercover" exposé from inside a temple. They recorded some ceremony and it was hyped up to no end. There was nothing sinister happening. Yet people saw the clickbait headline, watched 5 seconds of it, then formed their own opinion.

mormons are the only based christians

Mormons have an extreme cult like mentality. Once they realize you won't be converted, they stop being nice to you. They are also really naive.

However, they are fun to drink with since they don't want anyone else to know they are drinking.

nah. Being the minority non-mormon around mormons is annoying as fuck. They act really petty.

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>Jews are bad I saw a South Park episode. Lol funny fat kid called Jew a fuckin Jew

>you have to pay membership dues to get the best connections within the group
yeah? so?

Holy shit I can't. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

>ITS NOT A CHURCH ITS A CULT

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>who are you quoting?

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>MORMONS ARE BAD I SAW A SOUTH PARK EPISODE

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>SHIIIIIIIINE ON, SHINE ON HARVEST MOOOOON
>UP IN THE SKYYYYYY

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I went to sunday school a lot and they thought giving me the priesthood would be good for me.

Some of the nicest people i've ever met especially missionaries, but It got reaaaaaally boring so I stopped going in 2012.

The only thing I got out of it was that people are capable of being really nice if they want to be.

And then reality hit lol people are dicks.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MULTIPLE PEOPLE SAW THE PLATES?

>SOUTH PARK TOLD ME ONLY JOSEPH SMITH SAW THEM

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They have said multiple times Mormons are the nicest people on earth, but what they believe in is DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

Mormons guarantee you a waifu right? I met a bunch of loser ass beta mormons who have hot loyal wives because of mormonism

So the soijak spammer was a seething mormon this whole time?

>So the soijak spammer was a seething mormon this whole time?

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yeah I don't remember having to pay that, but I might have been too young, maybe my mom did.

we were going through a rough time and it gave her the sense of community she needed to stabilize her life.

Still boring as hell

>who are you quoting

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I grew up in Las Vegas and was friends with 2 different mormon kids from different families

They did have really great houses and good families, they were all nice people

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Kek, I had to spend a night with my gf while driving through Utah a while ago. Went to the local Walmart to buy snacks and low alcy beer- the checker was nice until the 6 pack made it to her, complete 180.