>Drake?
>Yeah, what?
>Where's the body of Christ?
Drake?
kek
Happy Easter OP.
*sips*
Yeah that nigger resurrected
God can you christfags fuck off
*dips bedora* :DDDDD
I really can't imagine being such a seething atheist nigger that a goofy thread like this pisses you off.
based
Jesus loves you :)
Careful with that edge
I dropped on my way to the arena sorry bro
It's Easter you edgy faggot
haha I saw that post on Twitter too :)
Serious question for atheists, if Jesus wasn't divine where is his skeleton? Surely a man would have left mortal remains?
Oh no no no MATERIALISTS SWEATIN' Y'ALL
based christchad dabbing on the incels
probably because he never existed in the first place
Cope
You may contest his divinity, but his existence is a matter of historical record.
>but his existence is a matter of historical record.
not really. the evidence for it isn't that great, but there's a low bar for evidence when it comes to the existence of historical figures so it makes more sense to assume he did
>he loves you
>but he'll send you a dimension of pure torture if you deviate from his teachings a little bit
simbly ebic :-))))))
it's a strict paternal love
Historylet
Jesus Christ existed, whats up for debate is if he was Divine
I thought we chased you hat tippers away years ago.
That ain't what happens doofus, lay off the regurgitated atheist soundbytes
>tfw too old for this fag & fag but old enough for kino and kel
Happy Easter lads
you have done that yourself
>people actually got trolled by this
Yep, I'm thinking Christians are retarded *sips tea*
>watch the passion of the christ on popcorn time
>google it after
>mfw he actually existed and rose from the dead
Why do people readily admit that grave robbers routinely ransacked Egyptian tombs, but somehow can't grasp the concept of grave robber ransacking Jesus's tomb?
i always tell people they just wanted jesus's golden sarcophagus and piles of jewels but no one gets it
>WE STOLE JESUS N SHIT
>
>robbing the tomb of a penniless carpenter buried under a pile of rocks
lol
Well they didn’t know that until they opened it
Yas Forums is a christian board
More like
>robbing the tomb of a guy that people worshipped as a god who created miracles
If I were a graverobber, I would definitely hit that grave