Wtf is even going on?

In worst case scenario the movie studios will adapt and shift to premium streaming service and cinema will become a niche point of interest that will be rare to find. More likely is that zoomies will not give a fuck about beervirus and will be quick to shuffle into theaters as soon as the next Marvel flick comes along.

bros

should I invest in a drive-in theater?

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You are the one who's retarded enough to take things you read on Yas Forums as pure fact though

based medicine man saving us from shitty hollywood movies

honestly it might just be time to premiere" movies in living rooms, they could probably even get away with charging the same amount. i know hollywood is worried about piracy, but zoomers are hilariously bad at downloading shit illegally

>Coof coof
I stand ready to die for the jews in Hollywood. Robert, bring me my crab legs and my falcon, I'm going into the kinoplex.

>time to premiere" movies in living rooms
I would pay movie ticket prices for uncompressed 4k viewings in my living room. Theaters have always been filthy and getting worse lately anyway. Most movies I considered seeing in the theater the past few years I ended up blowing off and waiting for the bluray.

but what about 4DX

min wage americans detected

What was your last ever movie?

Is there a source for this?

seeing The Lighthouse for the third time

who benefits most from COVID?

Netflix.

connect the dots

I just want him to get fired and all the other smart people so that Trump can unleash the corona floodgates and kill off all the people aged 50+, imagine the opportunities afterwards...

1917

Zoom

After 9/11 niggers said air travel would never be a thing again

We have the right to assemble, fuck this crypto

Stupida facking virus

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When your children ask you what the last movie you saw before kino theaters went extinct what will you tell them?

Some gay ass movie with Harrison Ford and dogs

>Wtf is going to happen to the movie theater industry? How and when will they reopen?

It behooves the movie industry, in league with theater companies or streaming services, to modernize and start releasing movies online, watchable under paid subscription or one-time entry premiums. The movie theater as an institution is done. It's a boon for moviegoers too, since the theaters made most of their money through exorbitant snack prices and VIP line access passes.

TDKR

FUCK THIS ITALIAN NIGGER

just wait for the vaccines nigga

who gives a fuck my stocks are up no one is outside so i can cycle on clear paths i dont have to worry about getting a job i can take it easy with online classes

>No mechanisms
>Space seats 6ft apart, add more theaters as a result
What?

theaters are for boomers. I haven't been to one in 10 years.
every boomer industry needs to die.

>something happens and the adults in the room have to help Trump get through it
>Trump brags about them being the best because he's so smart he only hires the best people
>Tension builds as Trump eventually says crazy boomer shit not connected to reality and the expert has to gently correct him
>Q boomers get mad because trump can never be wrong about anything. call for person to be fired.
>Start to call the person deepstate, jew shill, etc
>Eventually word gets around to Trump's failsons that the Qtards are upset
>Trump says even more dumb shit and the adults have to change his nappy
>Trump gets mad because they aren't telling him he's a genius
>Trump fires person for disloyalty and replaces them with one of his buddies or failchildren
Every time. Literally every single time.

How are they going to make sure you don't have 50 people paying to sit in your back yard watching an 85" screen? Will they have spies everywhere working for Hollywood? Will they have a reward for turning in anyone who charges admission? How about making it mandatory that new TVs have cameras built in to see how many people are watching?

>muh Conservative conspiracies

He's a health official so of course he's advocating for extreme isolation measures to be overprotective. He also happens to be the only fucking guy in the govt taking this shit seriously, considering Trump wanted to open the country today at the height of the spread/deaths.

It's not going to end with microchipping, you chicken little liar.

>Movie theaters won't be able to open any time soon
I unironically want this.

It's still in an enclosed environment, and that shit can linger in the air.

Dunkirk

>calling someone else chicken little when the entire country is locked down over a meme virus

1917

they need to reopen the country so the boomers who vote for trump can get corona'd to protect their environment

As long as I don't get sick not gonna lie this isn't do bad. People should spend more time at home anyway, life shouldn't be a constant stream of shitty capitalist distractions like garbage cruises and theme parks and shitty night clubs where you pay to enter so you can pay for women to pretend to like you while they get in free.

Parks, fishing/hunting grounds, bike trails etc are all still open. You can cook any food you want. You can watch any movie you want in your own home every movie that was coming to theaters that they didn't push back just dropped on Amazon like that Disney movie about magic and shit.

OLD PEOPLE ARE DYING STAY HOME!

Sounds like you just got owned libtard. You mad? Yeah you mad

>meme virus

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Our phones already track us everywhere. What the fuck is the point of microchipping when dentists and hospitals have all our medical records. We divide our personal/private information so one entity doesn't destroy our lives and subjugate us forever.

Don't let faggot fauci scare you, i'd rather die than live a life where i can't shake hands or go to a fucking movie theater again. It might take a while but it'll go back to normal

>Parks, fishing/hunting grounds, bike trails etc are all still open.

Not by me they're not but I luckily have plenty of woods nearby.

Bill Gates is literally publicly advocating microchips. It's not a shadowy conspiracy at this point, it's a real possibility.

cope, seething, have sex

That isn't a fair comparison. The airline industry came back in a few days with added security after 911. Coronavirus can't be stopped by adding a few security guards at the entrance to theaters. The movie industry is fucked. Even airlines are admitting they are fucked with the coronavirus. Its not possible to social distance in an airplane cabin.

>children
>in the NWO social distancing era
what are you gonna do? mail her your sperm?

Yes meme virus. The only people I know that can be affected are old as shit so I don't care. They've lived long enough.

>inb4 some extreme example of a 20 year old that had lupus but they bury that at the bottom of the article

he's a very smart businessman with lots of money. capitalists definitely know what they're doing. are you some kind of communist who thinks otherwise?

Dilate

The bottom line won't allow it. Theater space is expensive. Cutting audience attendance by 75% to make space for social distancing isn't possible really.

Bad Boys 4 Life or The Turning...can't recall the order

lol people you love are going to die and there's nothing you can do to stop it. your petty teenage detachment won't save you either.

Overwhelmingly affecting blacks and Hispanics, mainly in blue and swing states.

Nobody I love is in an at risk group.

There's not, it's just retarded conspiracy theory schizos came up with.

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>mainly in blue and swing states
lol it's amazing how you guys live in a different reality.

Keep telling yourself that. No amount of cope and memes can save you kid.