Guards! Seize this man!
Guards! Seize this man!
Benjamin Morales
Nicholas Roberts
Et tu, Roberto?
Levi Perry
R-Robert? W-w-why?
Wyatt Nguyen
Stop! Stop, Robert, it's me! It's your user!
Benjamin Davis
Silence me, and more will come.
Juan Scott
>I seen what you was saying on that website! Die, racist-ass honkey!
Josiah Sanders
Go fetch a white man to serve me, boy.
Connor Ortiz
You feel lucky, punk?
Easton Peterson
Your kinotorium provided chinese girlfriend is waiting for you user.
Brayden Gomez
I WILL DEFEND MYSELF
Josiah Moore
I'm sorry it had to come to this, Robert.
Justin Taylor
>user... why'd it have to come to this... we where friends once...
Isaiah Myers
Aw shit did I miss all the corona virus kinoplex posting? Fuck.
Josiah Russell
why does every robert plotline end up with him dead...
Sebastian Sanchez
He is a man doomed to a tragic end.
Michael Parker
>Death? Death is but a doorway, user. And I hold the key.
Matthew Peterson
"fidelio"
Nathan Robinson
>due to corona fear mongering a "singles only" policy is in effect
Brandon Bailey
Robert, you’ve got the wrong guy! I didn’t kill my falcon
>i dont care
Ohh SHIT kino brewing in my imagination boys
Nicholas Green
He's black
Sebastian Bell
>Thank you for visiting our kinoplex during the lockdown, user. I'm afraid these gentlemen will need to perform a rectal examination before you can proceed into the auditorium.
Juan Taylor
Finally I'll be able to see BR2047 on my local kinoplex.
Brody Gonzalez
No I thought you was different you filthy nig
Luke James
Hack writers
Jeremiah Allen
Does the real man know of these memes?
Hunter Stewart
Because they expect one of us in the wreckage
Elijah Perry
He cannot have a happy ending
Jaxon Parker
not every ending
Colton Sanchez
Popcorn Playtime is one of the hardest endings to get! How did you do it?
Camden Bell
I always hear Robert in the Redguard voice.
Logan Morales
>why does every robert plotline end up with him dead...
That's how every persons plotline ends
Elijah Campbell
You have to do some major grinding in the popcorn mines, it gets real boring real fast
Grayson Myers
Time is a flat circle
Juan Lee
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury user, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with user. The noble Robert
Hath told you user was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath user answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Robert and the rest–
For Robert is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in user’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Robert says he was ambitious;
And Robert is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in user seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, user hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Robert says he was ambitious;
And Robert is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Robert says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Robert spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with user,
And I must pause till it come back to me.