JUPITER'S COCK

Spartacus thread.

How can one series be so kino?

Was Spartacus the real villain?

Also based Ashur did nothing wrong.

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I'm so angry they didn't make him wear that badass armor more

>hey we made you this badass armor
>eh just wear it to your wifes

I lost interest when Batiatus wasn't in the show anymore

the Batiatus parts were the worst.

>muh hubris

>Batiatus parts were the worst

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He carried the show you tasteless faggot. Who cares about Spartacus and his stupid slave revolt, I wanted more Batiatus scheming and plotting to become a senator

and what about good solonius?

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He would've never made it, he was shit at strategy and prone to anger.

>imagine getting killed by your own slaves

I know that, he was looking above his station and wasn't half as clever as he thought he was. But that's what made him so interesting, he was what kept me watching

blessed good Solonius poster

Is there anything that has come close to filling the gap?
It made me open up for campy, low budget series with heart but I haven't had any luck finding a series that manages to scratch the same itch as well as Spartacus did.

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what of Rad Solonius?

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I blazed through season 1 yesterday. Can't wait to see based Gannicus.

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Poor mans Rome.

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Hercules, Xena and Cleopatra 2525, all made by the same studio that made Spartacus and produced by Sam Raimi. But if you must have nudity and blood, check out Cinemax shows like Banshee and Warrior.

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Other than the setting they are completely different shows with a completely different goal. You'd have to be an utter moron to think this. It has more in common with 300 or Xena than fucking Rome

opposite is true

Xena is the best out of the first three, right? I watched a few episodes here and there, but that was years ago.

Delete this.

The prequel is kino of the highest magnitude. I kinda wish Spartacus hadn't come along and destroyed Batiatus and his goons.

Cleopatra 2525 is my personal favorite, however Xena is the most popular and well-loved. If you enjoy campy action shows filled with hot girls you can't go wrong with any of them

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Liam is no Andy but he wasn't bad

The actors who replaced other characters (mainly Naevia) were much worse

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The expanse

He got a lot better in the final season - or maybe his material just did.
Also while I like Liam, it was kind of funny how he was the most scrawny looking dude of the bunch when everyone else was fucking shredded.

he was over the top and theatrical with zero stage presence, charisma or intensity that Andy had but him in the last season wasn't so bad.

>Naevia
Made me stop watching the show for about 3 months.

And what of dead Solonius?

Gnaeus was the most based and redpilled character in the first season

Haha was looking for this post. Always gets me

More like based and homopilled.

thats what i said