Haha this SNL monolog is so funny.
Don't worry about the hair though he shaved it for... a movie.
Haha what movie could it be for?
Haha shouldn't it be easy to google this information?
Haha wouldn't you think he would wanna promote his movie on a main stage such as SNL?
HAha weird how they are pushing zoom.
Haha why do you guys think Hank's head is shaved haha?
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This is embarrassing
I'm feeling sleepy... How about you guys? Think I'll head to bed...
Genuinely curious, what do the QAnon people say about tom hanks & the coronavirus now that he has not been arrested as part of a global pedo sting operation?
Isn't he a pedophile? Broteam told me that so I believe it.
He's male, so yes.
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do you actually believe he's at home? Not in hiding?
The whole zoom infomercial we seem to be in is weird. Probably they wanted to divide old and young with the Boomer meme and didn't expect the zoomer thing. Most likely everything Corona is a coordinated effort to stop Trump with many smaller scale psy ops attached
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it's almost like the guy who he was playing was bald wow...
i want this evil man dead
>3:11
"I have been the celebrity canary in the coal mine for the corona virus"
He's singing.
Qoomers need to die
hang hanx
looks like he is standing in front of a green screen
You're stupid
You're stupid
no u
Terrible casting choice. Hanks doesn't look at all like Col. Tom Parker.
>4:50
>"I am even using Q cards"
Why are there domiciles so small and ordinary looking (or is it just the camera angles)? Aren't they all millionaires? Also, Cecile was really fucking hot in that intro for some reason.
>fucks kids in your path
Also it looked like half of them were in California
>5:25
>"...go easy on the carbs, and the COOKIES"
>5:35
>"...proper way to a daily does of your vegemite?"
>"enough of that"
Adrenochrome?
Convicts heads are shaved too.
The suit makes him look like a Fed...
I was about to watch this episode until I found out (((Hanx))) was the host. I can't fucking stand this dude.
>HAha weird how they are pushing zoom
It's Chinese spyware, no? Like Tiktok...
>casting is about lookalikes
pleb