*sigh* Somehow Jesus has returned
*sigh* Somehow Jesus has returned
Andrew Ross
Kevin Barnes
No he didn't
Stop believing in fairy tales written 800 years ago by pedophiles, retards.
Jacob Watson
Oh no no no no we got too cocky my bromans
Easton Jones
t. scatboy Romantard who licks barbarian benis and got his nuts cuts
Austin Clark
No.
James Torres
Seething atheist banana fucker
Josiah Kelly
Still underrated
Oliver Ward
*sigh*....somehow, Christian violence has returned
Xavier Evans
Reminder Rome chads didn't give a fuck about Jesus but the J*ws kept whining. Pilate literally told them to fuck off three times and that he wasn't guilty of anything but they refused to stop autistically shrieking
Brandon Harris
>Jesus? I'm more of a Muhammad guy myself
Mason Williams
Based Jews fulfilling the prophecy.
Ian Butler
True Pilate did nothing wrong but the crowds kept bitching to kill him because they didn't like the outcome, despite him having done nothing wrong.
Reminder that Israel is a Christian holy land.
Cameron Evans
Why YES I am an atheist, how could you tell?
Benjamin Lewis
I bet you thought about this post months ago
Adrian Wright
Recommend me some Christkino.
Parker Bennett
>We are the spark that will light the fire that will burn the Roman empire down.
Jeremiah Brown
800?
Jason Foster
For me, it's:
Passion of the Christ
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Risen
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus Christ Superstar
Ben-Hur
The Seventh Seal
The Ninth Configuration
Last Temptation of Christ
Silence
Les Miserables (Movie or Play)
Shadowlands
Luke James
Romans had no problem with Jesus, the jews did.
Jeremiah Myers
t. Pontius Pilate
Carter Russell
cringe
Matthew Jones
>my bromans
Fucking kek
Asher Rodriguez
Special Megabeast Investigator Juspion.
Imagine a combination between bibleman, Godzilla. The main character follows the code of the Galactic bible and his main enemy is Satan Goth.
How does that sound user?
Evan Foster
t. Tipus Fedoras Maximus
Caleb Perez
Lol this pissy millennial thinks gen z Christians are as retarded as his boomer parents that made him go to church
Kayden White
Dominic Diaz
cringe
Hudson Gonzalez
Joseph Butler
>Curing leprosy, duplicating fish and loaves...secrets only the holy spirit knew
Grayson Cook
Did I ever tell you about Judas...
he was a good friend
Nolan Hall
*sigh* somehow Jesus has returned as a fruit samurai
Julian Martinez
Zachary Evans
>go on Amazon prime
>trending movies are Jesus/Easter movies, some devil horror film, and a Rambo flick
Films about the duality of man?
Gavin Green
>It's over judas. I have the most high ground.
>You underestimate my power
>Dont try it
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christian Lee
Yeah, they at least really believed. Do you know how many gen z poltards have admitted to only reading the Bible allegorically ? ''its all symbolism bro''
Plus the faggots who admit that they don't really believe but converted to Christianity because ''it's trad and it's what our ancestors did, and it's essential to preserve civilisation''
Yeah gen z christians are even more cringe, not to mention
Adam Nelson
Good list. Risen is underrated kino. How I imagine Jesus actually looked.
Matthew James
Adrian Morris
>Do you know how many gen z poltards have admitted to only reading the Bible allegorically ?
You mean exactly as the Bible was read until Amerimutt Protestants shit all over everything? The Bible is half history, half allegory. It's a work written by students of mystery schools and laden with symbolism intended for other initiates to pick up on.
Dominic Edwards
I am ALL the saints!
Landon Perez
David Perez
So you don't really believe in the miraculous deeds of God ? Good, you're a gen z larper like the rest of them
Dominic Cox
>800
Kek I thought atheists were supposed to be intellectuals.
Camden Price
kekd
Juan Bell
Yikes
Isaac Parker
Baneposting really is a beautiful thing
Camden Sanchez
>So you don't really believe in the miraculous deeds of God ?
No, I do. I also know that the Bible is filled with allegory and much of it is not intended to be read literally. Take your brainlet hylic shit elsewhere. The Bible as you interpret it is the interpretation given to lead you soulless subhumans onto the proper path.
David Rivera
thats a sticcy
Dylan Rodriguez
anyone just wanna binge old veggie tales vhs tapes with me
Adrian Nelson
Sure let's do it
Kayden Brooks
based
Kevin King
>I get to pick and choose what is allegory and what is real
your religion is so unbelievably weak.
Levi Barnes
>things that weren't said
Watch out guys, we got a real big brain over here.
Landon Young
okay I'll load up Josh and the big wall first
Gabriel Jenkins
Imagine being an adult and still believing in atheism. Grow the fuck up.