Serious question: why do people give a fuck what critics think about movies?

Silent Hero Journey Boy is kino though

why are women so utterly unfunny

Someone get her a job in Hollywood. She clearly has her thumb on the pulse of men’s movie interests.

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You're the one screencapping them to talk about them on here, why do you?

Because they get everything handed to them and everyone treats them like princesses simply for existing. It inflates their egos and atrophies everything else.

>depressed wine aunt finds prince charming

Can we stop encouraging women to think their opinions have value?

or she can make something wholly unique and original, like incompetent female comedy movie 1000

Why is Boats so good bros?

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There is no greater proof of the superiority of men to women than this image right here. I mean for crying out loud, Harry Potter? Frozen? Despicable Me? Really?

Girls literally only watch movies about dating and talking to women about their vaginas.

those are single mother stats for sure

name 1 movie about cars except the one literally named cars and the one with Bale in it.

It appeals to our primal instinct of wanting to explore the unknown for the betterment of humanity. Something a woman could never understand.

>Guys only want four things, and it's fucking disgusting!

I don't. I especially ignore online criticism and anything Twitter or Yas Forums says. I'll form my own opinion.

>explorers
>wanting the betterment of humanity

You must be 18 to post on 4channel

I got you senpai.

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Cars 2

This objectively proves the superiority of men over women.

honestly surprised a woman actually recognizes a pattern

This is a question I've been spending ages trying to determine the answer to.
It's not about exploration. That's why movies like Das Boot and M&C are so kino.

As opposed to what? Sexually liberated women act like whores? Woman breaks man's heart then reconciles because she realizes she's a selfish idiot? Girl fight fight fight? Tragic lesbian romance in the street?

Personally, I don't consider anything past Rich Boy Hero 2 to be canon.

so obviously women are stupid and can't figure out movies, what do they actually like then?

makeup? barbie dolls? spending the money of men? do women have any real interests or hobbies that have nothing to do with vanity?

Are you retarded? People explorered to discover new trade routes so in turn they could grow their respective countries economy which corresponds to a betterment of humanity. Not to mention the explorers who sailed with the intent purpose to map which was at the time unknown lands.

We have films like this that she didn't even watch. Was made with her in mind. Consoom the products made for you instead of the products outside of your demographic.

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>An Idiot Saves the President
idk, Olympus has Fallen?
>Rich Boy Hero 4
most capeshit, James Bond
>Silent Hero Journey Boy
Rambo? Fistful of Dollars? not sure
>Fight Fight Fight
The Raid, DBZ, Godzilla
>Boats
i cannot name a single one besides Master & Commander

This picture proves that all violence and war in the world would end if men were kept in line.

>>Silent Hero Journey Boy
she meant drive

And can we encourage women to stop making movies about degenerate sexual fantasies with rich men, we get it.

>This thread
Haha who cares about what women think

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For me it's because it signals adventure where you get to tell everyone on land to fuck off

Good point, also remembered Redline.

It’s time to post scenes that women cannot possibly understand

Pirates of the Caribbean, Captain Phillips, etc.?

These sound like "movies are good so I can put them on to babysit my kids while a bbc fucks me in the next room over tier". All childrens movies.

Can we encourage amerimutts to stop making media and to shut the fuck up?

Don't think redline's influence was that big.

Only a small, though very vocal, minority do. General audiences just go to see movies based on what actors are in them, or if they have seen any previous entries.