Computer do something feet related lol

computer do something feet related lol

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>kicks you in the balls

Computer. Within the confines of this holodeck, create a volume, perfectly randomized with respect to the following parameters: Type, composition, state of matter and density (or atmospheric pressure) of any element in the periodic table, including all isotopes thereof; temperature (between 0° and 5000°K); movement - velocity (between 0 and 5000mph) and direction - of atoms and molecules; light - intensity (0-500,000 Lux), spectral composition, degree of scattering and direction of rays; and lastly gravity.

Disengage all security protocols.

Begin simulation.

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computer, create a copy of Anna Sophia Robb from the movie Bridge to Terabithia, make her 60 feet tall, and highly aggressive. Disengage all safety protocols

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Computer, perform a deep neurological scan and use the dather gathered to speculatively extrapolate the most painful and fear-inducing event technically possible for me individually. Generate a simulation based on that event and disengage safety protocols.

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the holodeck wasn't actualy real. it was just a way for the star trek show to produce shows off their set in real world settinsgs.

what

Computer, database search "lesbian ass humping". Twelve thousand results? Computer lock the door.

Star Trek isn't real?

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Hot

Her arm hairs would be like a thicket of kudzu

Computer, create a setting of 1937 Nanking. Create 10000 Chinese women of varying height, appearance, age and build. Create 100 Hideki Tojos with aggressiveness, sex drive, and strength turned up 500%.
Computer, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, bring up the medical records of myself and all female members of the crew. Extrapolate our potential offspring, ten per woman, age 12. Bring up records of all jungle worlds uninhabited by intelligent life, identify the most savage of predators on each planet. Simulate the potential offspring of myself and the previously specified crewmembers being abandoned on said planets and raised to the age of twelve by said beasts. Now, simulate a fight to the death between the survivors, and rank each potential mate by their performance. Save results as dating pool 37. Begin.

If you were having sex with a holo project girl and came in her, would the glop of semen just drop out of thin air when the program ended?

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No, the holodeck is integrated into the replicator system so any bodily fluids you eject are safely converted directly into the captain's next cup of tea.

they say in one of the "stuck-in-the-holodeck" episodes that the holodeck "resets" itself and converts everything in the room back to energy.

Oh shit.

computer, make my perfect gf (male)
engage

What if I came inside Deanna Troi (Real) and told the computer to convert my load into energy

Based

she'd probably orgasm from it. especially considering the dismal sexual performance you displayed before that

>The average volume of semen produced at ejaculation is 2 to 5ml. Average 3.5 ml.
>The volume of semen is about the same as water. Eighty semen samples from 4 different SFF centers had a mean density of 1.014 ± 0.0133, 0.970–1.043 g/mL.
>That's 3.5 grams of semen.
>Converted to energy thats 314,564,312,557,886 J or 75 Kilotons.
Your woman is now Hiroshima.

Computer, create a computer terminal connected to the world wide web, open to a website with the following parameters: scrolling board style with the ability to create text posts and or attach images, "WorkSafe", focused on television and films, but mainly about cunny. Time: 11:06:37. Attach image realholodeck-head.jpg. Comment section: "computer do something feet related lol." Approve the captcha, and post the thread. Disengage all safety protocols.

Can't argue
Perfect. Computer, run program.

Not true, my uncle works at holodeck enterprises.

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Science bros pls respond. Can we expect holodecks within our lifetime? At the very least can we expect hyper immersive VR headsets with smell and touch?

computer create 300 will rikers with explosive diarrhea

holodeck are real user, they are mass produced in Germany. I got mine in Christmas

it will be, and I'm going to Risa beaaaaaaoooootch

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