OOOOOoooooohh OOOOOOOOOOooooohhHHHHH

chimps are powerful

I'd still wreck one in a fight, all you really need to do is use your legs to kick the shit out of it

You mad Whyte boi?

the chimps bite is more vicious than any pitbull. And their fangs can easily reach your femoral artery.

You ruined lunch

>doesn't realize a chimpanzees grip is strong enough that it literally breaks your skin

>doesn't realize a 150lb chimp is stronger than 3 average men combined

>doesn't realize a chimp would pull every limb out of its socket

>doesn't realize a chimp has big ass teeth it would use to eat your nose, lips, fingers, eyes, ears, dick, balls

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>he hasn't watched any of the videos Jamie brought up
not gonna make it

all bullshit.

monkey slaves when?

monkey slaves again?*

Every try DMT bro? But anyway a chimp would fuck you up

This. It genuinely makes me sad. They also lead cannibal rape raids in the wild. And then you have cases of them dying from heart break when a family member dies.

chimps have faster reflexes/reaction, an adult male would beat you so bad you'd look like a pile of meat rags

Niggers btfo

youtu.be/VNzjV4cMn70

I want that type of service.

imagine being weak lmao

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what a fuckin legend. I just hope those 2 guys don't rape him.

only a rapist would think of raping

why are faggots like this?

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dangerously based

>hhhhmmmmmmmmmm... what do we have under here...

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cool gorilla.

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someone post the stoner chimp webm
that was cute

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Why the fuck were dogs and cats the only things "domesticated".

Every single thread

burst out laughing when he let go

>that flirty hand touch at the end
She better have gotten a good tip.

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UH OHHHHH

Because they basically did it themselves, they were the ones that took the initiative the become our slav- our pets.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE

>spazzing out like that over having her breasts touched
goddamn obnoxious cunt, i want to smash her skull in

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