Kinos like this?

Kinos like this?

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wtf I thought babies came from the belly button.
Foids are absolutely fucking disgusting.

SPEEDRUN

Unironically impressive she's just standing up through all that

Do you think first woman that gave birth thought that she just took a really big shit?

what... an... actual... fuck

This is why I don't like sex

Seems pretty unsafe, what would have happened if she didn't catch the baby coming out?

this is what I always wonder. but every time I see them standing up though, they manage to catch the baby.

babies are super elastic, wouldnt have affected it. in the wild babies would have gotten dropped all the time.

bath salts allowed her to

i bet that baby will grow up to be someone who browses Yas Forums

A serbian film

>hetero """people""" actually want to stick their penis into this thing

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lol i unironically thought that when i was a kid, came pretty close to fingerblasting my bellybutton too

they should squat

Meanwhile most roasties have to get epidurals and shit

Then why is it that the little niggas die just by shook hard

Of the one other video of a birth I've seen this is far less traumatic and disgusting. Downright efficient.

Kino, someone post that one with the dead baby that just drops to the ground in the open.

the miracle of child birth is fucking gross

I actually think I just turned gay

Do epidurals damage the baby’s brain ?

go stick your dick in a warm shit-filled asshole faggots

I got dropped on my head as a baby and I remember the hospital visit, mostly I want to kill myself

NOOOOOO I NEED MY SWITCH!

It's not gonna die if you shake it once but if you keep shaking it.

why cant h*Mans lay eggs like a normal animal

tits or gtfo roaster.

>shit-filled asshole
They wash it out before sex though
Seriously, they spray water up their guts and blast it out, shit's crazy

Ironically unironically this. Giving birth at home fucking standing up is pretty based. Live streaming it is thot tier but I guess the basedness cancels that out.

I thought this was some odd cgi porn and a fully grown man was gonna come out...

when she lifted her feet i was scared she'd slip on the baby juice

holy based

"Window Water Baby Moving"

Pure Kino. I jerked off to it like 4 times when I had to watch it for my introductory film studies course.

im not a roastie im an autistic man. sorry, but no discord sex for you

No, their mechanism of action is localized to the CSF so it doesn't get anywhere close to placenta when traversing the blood-brain-barrier.

Reminder

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what does placenta taste like?

this is why humans are vermin who should go extinct. how can something that comes from that ever be good?

>stud
If you have not seen what this guy looks like then you're in for a surprise, he is beyond human

It's call an enema you newfag.

>a deer and a human work the same exact way
If your newborn child drops head first on the ground, best case scenario is the poor little guy being a deformed retard for the rest of his life.

The blackest of all pills

god humans are disgusting

>bath salts allowed her to
>i bet that baby will grow up to be someone who browses Yas Forums

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