Remember when Star Wars™ introduced everybody's favorite character Maz Kanata©? Boy...

>owner of the smuggler hideout isn't at all angry rey's showed up with the entire first order on her tail
>not one single smuggler thinks to attempt to take the droid for a reward
>maz instantly loves and connects with rey despite having never seen her before
the more i remember TFA the more ridiculous it gets

Maz died in her first movie?

Everytime I see a thread about these movies now I feel some kind of chill going down my spine. I can't think ofa single bigger con job in movie history than disney tricking people into watching these abominations, buying toys and videogames featuring the characters and shit. They weren't even really movies. Just flashes of shit that sort of resembled movies.

they're a vision of our future of perfect DRM corporate synergy virtual worlds. switching between conglomerate content delivery systems will be like crossing national borders used to, requiring a visa and everything

It feels like we are already there

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>people complained about her being CGI so they made a puppet of her
>looks even worse
lmao

You forgot about the bit when Maz and Han sit down to talk and Maz asked "Who's the girl?" then cuts away and never gets brought up again. JJ didn't know anything about Rey's origin and he didn't care. All he does is set up shit mystery boxes into tricking people into having discussions about it and keep the film relevant.

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More like Moz Cuntana

>every character needs to have a payoff, even if their purpose is only to give knowledge
Jeez you guys are pathetic? What was Chewbacca’s payoff in the OT? What was wedge’s? Lukes? 3PO’s?!!

MOST. SOULLESS. PIECE. OF. SHIT. OF. ALL. TIME.

This character was nothing, the ONLY concept behind it was "FEMALE Yoda?" and there is nothing else to it. Really, really bad design. She was originally a tribalish shaman force priestess on Jakku, then she became whatever the fuck this was and Lupita was signed on for three pictures, so she just kind of appears in the other two and has that awful scene with Chewie in 9 like the characters are aware of A New Hope as a film.

Hello JJ

100% pure Chad

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just wait until 2030

>Really, really bad design.
What bugged me about the character is she insists she's not a jedi and coyly talks around having anything to do with the force. Which is maybe supposed to be a mystery box but is mostly confusing and boring. Then later they reveal that she really is nothing. Just some random space pirate that larps as a yoda like character for some reason. Lame.

In interviews all he talked about was strong women and diversity. Nothing about a coherent story or good characters.

Nobody cares about that ugly dried apricot

Remember when she was having a wacky phone conversation while being in a gunfight? That was... funny?

Wedge just shows Luke had friends. Also had cool deleted footage. Originally showed he was the one who talked about resisting the empire and gave reasons for why it even mattered (they were passing laws that were going to f over his aunt and uncles farming operation). Point is it just added a bit larger universe but in new movies it's just done wrong.

Not the same shills.

Don't insult /ourguy/.

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>cast a "cute" black woman for diversity points
>woops we can't have one more black character in a movie marketed to China better make her orange