Kino or trash?

Kino or trash?

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>DUDE LET'S REMOVE THE BULLETS FROM THE GUY TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE

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it's obviously trash retard, enjoy your twelve year old kickflipping a velociraptor

>implying it's worse than a 12 year-old boy surviving in a dinosaur-infested island for more than a week and even gathering t-rex piss without getting vored

which movie was that

silly and fun.

Its extremely flawed tonally, there's some real nonsense in there. The ecowarrior motivation doesn't make any sense given the dinosaurs are completely unnatural chimera monsters and makes for irredeemable characters whose actions get dozens of people killed, yet they are portrayed uncritically for it. The gymnastics scene was trash and the last act in San Diego was fun but felt like a late rewrite addition for sake of fanservice.
But it was still a Spielberg film, so it had some of the most standout kino moments of the series, like the tall grass, the trailers, and every scene with Roland motherfucking Tembo.

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The opening is pretty disturbing too

That one's pretty bad too, it starts with Alan talking to a dinosaur hallucination

Trash

The book was kino though. They're still lifting ideas from it (mostly for retarded setpieces) in the sequels. Site B was firing on all cylinders. Also I miss Crichton like you faggots wouldn't believe.

They're both shit.

More so as a kid because you don't really pay attention to the dialogue in the next scene where they mention briefly that the girl is fine. The implication without that opening is horrific.

It was kino.

>Roland scenes
>based Ian Malcolm
>RV on the cliff scene
>raptors in the field
>soundtrack
>peak Julianne moore

Fags will nit pick the shit out of this movie. But at least in isn’t the 3 that came after

>only likeable guy in the ecowarrior group
>continues to save everyone even though he'll certainly die for it
>gets a tasteless graphic death in which he's torn apart by two t-rexes instead of offscreen death typical of a hero
Otherwise great scene

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3 was awesome when I was young. Guess I got to rewatch it

>criticising plot for being unrealistic
the true mark of a autists attempt at analysing art

That scene traumatised me as a kid

enjoy your daydream nincompoop

trash
and stop using the word kino for every fucking movie you utter retard

>”Alan!”
>dinosaur eggs as main plot driver
>perfectly unripped parasail
>kid survives with no real explanation

However William h macy and Sam Neil are kino

That entire scene is just maximum stress. From the moment they get the baby T. rex.

it's dreams within dreams all the way down

>The ecowarrior motivation doesn't make any sense given the dinosaurs are completely unnatural chimera monsters and makes for irredeemable characters whose actions get dozens of people killed
This is the worst part of the movie

stop lying to yourself and send me really good drugs so I can rewatch JP 3

see

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I wanted more Tembo.

that last pic should be king kong because that's pretty much what it was

fucking hack spielberg

I thought peak Julianne Moore was Hannibal but you're right

Your trips tell me it is in fact kino.

>the wannabe macho badass gets eaten because he's afraid of a phallus shaped animal and starts panicking like a woman who's seen a mouse

BRAVO

that character was a piss-take of a famous real archeologist

How was he a „wannabe macho“ he was just a autistic scientist