we're going to have to ask you to leave
User, we just received some complaints
Jonathan Sanders
Christopher Cook
I just wanted to plow the twink on your right, Robert. Surely you understand.
Ryan Butler
Guy on the left is relentlessly handsome.
Camden Cox
May I ask what the complaints concern?
Evan Smith
The kid kept kicking the back of my seat and knocked over my popcorn, what else was I supposed to eat?
Angel Thomas
Wait, i thought we're allowed to sneak in food Robert?
Joseph Barnes
Yeah? Is this Lane's doing, Rob? What'd she tell you? It's a lie!
ROBERT, YOU AND I GO BACK, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU SWEPT THE CARPETS HERE, DON'T THROW THIS AWAY OVER SOME TRAINEE
Julian Sullivan
alright, see you at home
Brody Turner
Where will I go? What will I do? This theater is the closest place to home, and you're the closest friend I have.
Levi Cruz
IM SORRY ROBERT PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE I BEG YOU
Ian Perez
user, I'm getting fired because of the coronavirus...
Thomas Murphy
I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY SOME BEANS WHILE WATCHING CARS 2!!!! I WASNT THE ONE WHO SAID THE N WORD!
Ethan Johnson
Like I give a fuck about another nigger on welfare. Just give me the crab legs.
Elijah Powell
Kayden Parker
Robert did you know that the corona virus affects more black people that any other race? Maybe they are firing you to protect you
Brody Gutierrez
oh okay r-robert
Landon Peterson
UMMM, RACIST MUCH!?
Zachary Campbell
come on robert, dont do this, as a buddy
Cameron Turner
I’m not even mad about being asked to leave, I’m just happy to see my bud Robert moving on up in the world, he earned that promotion to management.
Asher Turner
Movin' up in the world, eh, Robert?
Joshua Wood
Does anyone else's internal voice for Robert sound like the black bellhop guy in John Wick?
Dylan Gomez
You'll always be an essential worker in my heart.
William Turner
Yikes
Landon Perry
My Robert sounds like Uncle Phil
William Fisher
I've asked ten times and nobody replies but can someone tell me where this meme originates?? I've been here sporadically for four years, still no fucking clue
Grayson Sanders
Mine sounds like Idris Elba in Beasts of No Nation
Anthony Rodriguez
he sound like Macintosh voice to me o_o
Jack Howard
And to think Reggie, I thought you were one of the good ones.
Ian Hill
Goddamnit Yas Forums is good
Ryder Ward
*coff* I thought we were *coff coff* friends Robert? Isn't this *HACK* America
Joseph Lee
... I'll be right back.
Dominic Reed
wait. robert, do i work here, or am i customer?
Jason Jenkins
I wanna cut that kids hair off on the left and feed it to him.
Jaxson Smith
ANSWER MY QUESTION REEEEE
Matthew Edwards
FUCK YOU ROBERT. IM NOT LEAVING.
Brandon Flores
based
Blake Perry
a stock photo of an african american gentleman at a refreshment stand that someone found and spammed all over the board with different dialog, what do you want?
Kevin Diaz
why did i laugh so hard at this
Ayden Rivera
Ever thought about working on delivery, Robert? I'm having an idea for a new startup...
Kevin Butler
Fuck off
Zachary Robinson
Listen, Robert, that was snot I sprayed in the Frozen 2 screening. I have corona, see? *Coff* *Coff* ACHOO!! And I had to use the lower part of my gown to wipe it up, hence the stain. Just snot, Robert. Please don't kick me out of the kinospital!
Bentley Scott
I'm sorry Robert, please! I will report to penis inspection right now please don't do this... please... I'll even volunteer to work in the popcorn mines, anything Robert, please!
Alexander Ortiz
The fuck? You guys need to be closed you're not essential workers