Last name is literally Poots

>last name is literally Poots.
Why in the hell wouldn't you take on a stage name?
Her last name is a verb that even when just saying her first name prior to is comical.
How did she even make through school without killing herself when all the teasing that I'm sure ensued.

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Leave my wife Imogen Gay Poots alone, you fag.

*poots*

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Poops
lol

>Showed tits

typical slut

lil poots

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That's Imogen Gay Poots to you.

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Wow it gets even better

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probably because she's an amazing looking young woman who everyone wants to fuck

That's not something we say over here so she would have been fine

wanna sniff those socks ugugughhhhhhghhhhh

What do you call it?
Being English I bet you go all in every time and say flatulence smugly.

You could name a girl that looks like this Sardine Eggplant Shits and people would still want to fuck her and make her the most popular girl around.

cute

Jesus that would probably rival a rotting corpse in stench

Handsome men and beautiful women get away with a lot more than having a silly name. Even being an idiot or being evil wont stop you from having a pleasurable, easy life.

mhmm.

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This guy’s first name is literally “Dick Van”. You know like a van full of dicks or a van shaped like a dick.

And his last name? I’m not even going to tell you, I’ll just give you a hint. What do you call a butch lesbian?

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because in dutch it's pronounced POE-ts

Farting, pumping, letting off, breaking wind, dropping one, guffing. Might start smugly saying flatulence though

Do you guys think /ourboy/ riley smashed?

My first girlfriend?

rileys my bf. fuck off gay poots.

SCOTTISH

Mom?

letting off is good. I like that one.
Try ripping ass. One of my favorites.

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No one named gay poots should look that adorable.

Your mom?

I'd stick my penis where she poots.

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She literally called him a good friend in one of her tweets.PUTA Still laughs about it,methinks