Gretel and Hansel

why did it flop so hard

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all style no substance

I thought it was “Hansel and Gretel.” Why did they switch the names?

this is the age of women, sweaty

for one thing they put the girls name first which ruins it, cause everyone knows it as hansel & gretel

Um, problematic much?

Sophia Lillis was not fantastic enough

To smash the patriarchy

Honestly that change is petty as fuck.

She’s the protagonist in this version dumbass

Feminism

Oh, right.
I should have known better than to assume Hollywood would make a faithful adaptation.

They casted an ape

>makes four times its budget
>flop

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why?

Because she’s the older sister looking after her brother

Cons: bad writing, fairy tale adaptations aren't hot right now
Pros: good directing, my tomboy gf

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I thought it was just a meme, but looking at this webm she really does look like an ape.

I read the title, and thought "oh its still 2014. fuck off'

she didn't suck the right Jew's cock

Is this the movie they run a train on her?

What a boring fucjing movie. Quite literally nothing happens in it

HAIR WAS TOO SHORT
SHORT IS OK, BUT THAT'S TOO SHORT
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS RUINED HER CAREER I FUCKING HATE YOU HOLLYWOOD

IT'S HANSEL AND GRETEL NOT GRETEL AND HANSEL GODSFUCKINGDAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why?

it is sweety not sweaty

You're GAY

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You have to go back.

I think its to differentiate ot from the other hansel amd gretel movies

I wanna watch it because she's in it, but is it actually decent? I've heard the director's other stuff is good (The Blackcoat's Daughter, I am the pretty thing that lives in the house)

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It’s decent. Pretty slow and artsy though

the last 3rd is complete bullshit

Blackcoat is his only good film and even it’s not that great.

feminism in a nutshell

they should have called it ‘dick & vagina’

>faithful adaptation
Wow you're full of shit you know that.

And that's why it flopped.

It's fine. The directing is great. The writing isn't terrible, but the whole third act (read: the part of the Hansel & Gretel story that people remember) is pretty weak and anticlimactic. Sophia, though? Top qt

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Looks like a boy there, not feminine at all. I think you're the one that's guy.

which one?

what’s this, i thought she was a ginger?

pusy & cock

Is hair length the only thing that defines what makes somebody look masculine or feminine to you

Sounds like kino to me. And yes, I am a guy, good guess

She's a brunette. She's actually commented on how she keeps getting cast as gingers even though she's brunette

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'Sophia Lillis is fantastic.' - My Penis

berstein bears universe, in this timeline it's always been gretel & hansel

Confirmed based

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