How do they have sex?

How do they have sex?

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its almost as if he is putting it in something inanimate, same way you do

Shame about the tattoo.

Correctly

first thought i had too

With wild abandon

tattoos really are incel repellent

Very carefully.

how did these two have sex?

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and simp magnets.

If you aren't leery of women with tattoos you are a fool. It's definitely not a good sign.

They dont, he's too busy seething on instagram about based Eddie.

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jennette is still a virgin. all they did was hold hands.

>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
Hmmmmmm. Explain please.

>seething on instagram
QRD?
Did The Beast fully hydrate and trolled him during the arnold or something?

Eddie looking absolutely flamboyant in this photo

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Lads....

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those calves are fuckin ridiculous, he really is based. even more so than brian.

Manletbros...

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>LET’S GO, CHAMP
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Eddie said that Thor doing a world record at his own gym, with his own equipment wouldn't count as an actual record because it wouldnt be under a competition setting like every other world record (which is correct). Thor started seething hard and saying he was robbed when Eddie won WSM.

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Halfthor is an absolute manlet.

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How can we even compete?

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height, weight and race don't actually influence penile length or girth.

Based, still pissed I didn't get to see him lifting the DL record

>that paunch
5 years from now if he's still alive he's going to look like a fucking wreck

Wow that really is a seething cope.
How can you be mad at Eddie of all people?
Does Iceland not understand banter?

weight most definitely does. the fatter you are the more of the base is covered in your fat

Fuck Hafthor. This is now an Eddie Hall thread.

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first he sticks his pp in to warm her up then he goes full force with his bulbous forearm

that's fair and true.

they never did

Wew

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Hafthor is a salty little bitch.

Eddie is even a better actor than "The Mountain"

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>Hey user ;) Interested in... private training session?
What do?

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That winters inferno sounds good

Fucking hell, imagine being stuck in a plane with 2 notorious strongman farters.

Invite her to the asylum gym in Stoke on Trent and have Based Eddie Hall bench press her and another hot girl.

you just know that he gasses after a few thrusts

reminder that tall people have average sized penises that look smaller on their hilariously bloated frames

Tfw

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>bench press her
what did he mean by this?