TIGER KANG

>I was BORN for this. My ancestors are smiling upon me. Can you say the same?

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Its honestly really fucking impressive how a garbage streaming service like Netflix that offers basically 0 decent content and is full of absolute dogshit is able to stay alive because of their masterful team of online astroturfers who effortlessly manufacture internet “viralness” by spamming every social media with their newest garbage show and then sit back and watch as adhd-ridden zoomer mutts eat it up and start shilling it for free everywhere because they don’t want to miss out on the newest “trendy” thing.

Cope, seethe, and have sex, Grandpa

Have sex Gramps. Tiger Kang is objectively fascinating and interesting. It will be studied for centuries, perhaps millennia, as a expose in the human condition.

Hole shit the derangement.

This picture alone proves she murdered her husband is some way, don't you agree? She found this lizard possum playing dead creature to manage her finances and do her grind work, while also be a cuck for her amusement. She lives to cuck things, especially things more powerful than herself. My theory is she sabotaged her husband's drug snuggling plane to make it fall into the ocean

Tiger King exposes that cuckoldry is one of the main tenets of the human condition

>don't you agree
i don't

How can someone go through the death of their spouse, who basically gave them a life worth living in a silver platter, then do this behavior? It's not indicative of a brain capable of humility

all hail the simp KING!

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if i was her husband id be 100% obedient good boy

bigger faggot than joe ever could be

Cringekino

>squats in the sand like a pro
>has a wife that loves and sings sweet nothings to
>makes incels seethe for no good reason
Could anyone even compete?

How cringe is the Joel McHale followup special tomorrow going to be?

I would let young Carole put me on a leash but letting a fat old woman do that to you is just sad

How many times did they had sex before the cucking started? Three times? I bet she said "you're something else" after every time

What was his problem?

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Nigga gay. That's not how a straight guy expresses shock

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>That's not how a straight guy expresses shock
I dunno. He just watched someone shoot himself.

He is literally gay though.

This simp and the libertarian assistant were the most hateable people in the docu. Also Jeff Lowe is based and the only one to come away unscathed other than Carol.

I wish someone would hug me like this.

he's by far the most normal person on the show

i havent watched the show, what's the problem with him?

It's not shock, it's the sound of a gunshot inside a fucking aluminum shack

All of us have deviant sexual tastes. I will take my love of muscular women and hentai with me to the grave. This absolute chad is not only upfront and center with his kinks, he also destroyed Joe, sang an opera like a boss and then toasted Joe's destruction with champagne and Brie like a master. What the fuck have you cucks done with your life? When he's done with, Doc will be locked up in their basement in a gimp suit and used for their enjoyment and Jeff will be screaming from the septic tank as he slowly drowns in shit. These two are the Cersei and Jaime of the Tiger King series, demolishing their weak ass pansy ass oppponents with ease.

I have a very strong urge to post a s*jak image and quote you but I am putting every atom of my body into resisting

If Carol was on twitch he would be the irl version of a tier 1 subscriber. The personification of a simp.

Did Jeff really set up Joe or is that something the show throws out at the end for a possible sequel.

>Unscathed
Joe gave PETA's lawyers all the info they needed to ruin him financially in court

Agreed, Howard is the top dog

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Did Jeff record all his shit and send it to the FBI? Yeah.
Did he sex it up for the FBI? Probably

Did Jeff MAKE Joe pay for a contract killing or shoot all his old tigers? No fucking way.

Sounds stupid but I'll watch it. Don't know why they would choose him of all people to host it.

Would you?

What? Be her slave-husband? Hell yes.

Why animals people are so fucking weird?