"She'd rather fuck a dog than me? B-b-but I've got muscles."

>"She'd rather fuck a dog than me? B-b-but I've got muscles."

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>MAURICE WAS IN HERE LAST NIGHT RAVING

The Beast was a person. He just looked like an animal because of the curse.

belle must have been so disappointed when she saw beast transform from a sexy wolf man into a boring old human

When Belle saw the knot, she knew that no chad would ever be able to satisfy her again

Who's got the looks? Gaston or the prince?

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dumb gymcels, when will they learn

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The prince was pretty handsome.

>They didn’t cast Cavill as Gaston

Fucked it right there.

Gaston, the prince has a bit of a weird nose

I'VE GOTTA GET THIS BO-NERRRR

I actually thought Luke Evans was one of the few bits of good casting in that movie.

>"She'd rather fuck a killer with a disfigured face than me?

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Holy fuck, he's still a beast.

A beast of nature.

Hercules.
And by that I mean HUNKules.

It makes me think Ashman wrote his "type" into the script.

Gaston is way hotter than this pansy loser. Definitely a downgrade from the sexy Beast.

based

You mean relentlessly

Calm down LeFou

He's clearly a bottom. Gaston would have been his top. No question about it. They'd get it on with their smelly uncut French weiners. Delicious.

LE FOUUU I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN THINKING

That's not what happened. Belle starts the movie off by singing how she's better than everyone else and how shitty her hometown is. She's a stuck-up bitch that the rest of the townfolk don't like. Only Gaston is able to see past that and fall for her. But Gaston, heroic and beloved hunter that he is, is still just a poor woodsman. Belle's quite sure her puss deserves royalty. And so, while not ideal, the Beast is still a Prince with a castle, so she blows off Gaston to get red-knotted by someone with wealth and privilege.

Will 2d animated disney kino ever come back?

>He doesnt know white girls literally fuck their dogs

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>class conflict
kino reading

how about Gaston ends with the twink prince and cucks Bella for good?

A dangerous pasttime...

NO
ONE

He's not a twink. He's technically a "twunk" since the prince has some muscles.

Chad tier humor.