WOAH DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
WOAH DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...
This unironically except I’m half Mexican.
I hate women
cope
why are neoliberals like this
OP here hope you enjoyed my post, also I'm gay, not sure if that matters.
barcade sounds cool but you should still kill yourself.
they aren't, OP is justifying his own isolation with a strawman
t. limp-wrist autist who can't stand social interaction
minus the getting snipped part it sounds like every midwest neo lib shitter I've ever talked to
cope
>tfw no barcade bros
unironically sounds great - until you actually go to the city and its full of niggers, cars, smog, trash, graffiti, horrible architecture, feces on the sidewalks, powerlines, electrical equipment just wherever, construction sites, spics driving by every 15 minutes blasting fiesta music, etc.
Why do white men like this always have stink breath? That's why I never go near a cracka if I have to.
I've met people almost exactly like this.
Midwest bugman are the worst
Mexican is a nationality, not a race.
>neoliberals bad
Soi poisoning.
Ok. I’m not talking about race you retarded nigger kys.
cope
Based, I was only explaining this to my retarded but well meaning wife yesterday. She likes it when I teach her things.
Cringe, OP is parodying an urbane archetype which we all recognize full well. You're reaching for your dilator.
>Build your filthy neoliberal world without me
trips confirms it. Soiboys are now good and based.
What's your racial makeup, Half-Mexican?
these fags never participated in the wortwhile social interaction, there is an entirely different world of human interaction that only hot people are privy to and basedfaggots wouldn't know the first thing about it t b q h desu
That unironically sounds like a great time. Id love to play video games and drink beer with this guy and not only because I have no friends.
Millenials are brainwashed by Hollywood. That isn't even description. Devout eligious people aren't brainwashed that's just how they were raised and American lefties get their worldview entirely from fiction broadcast from New York and L.A..
What makes people like this so infuriating to the point of others feeling the need to obsess over making fun of it?
I don't like big cities or soi 'barcade' shit either but I'm happy these neolibs do, that makes less competition to get the cozy farmhouse village life I'm looking for.
Guys wtf op here I DID NOT post this you have to believe me I'm straight
>Devout eligious people aren't brainwashed that's just how they were raised
>off-topic thread's been up for almost 20 minutes
>I enter
>I post
>thread gets deleted within 5 minutes
Nothing personnel, kid
>777 trips
>airplane in soijak picture