>turning 40 this year
>no kids
>never been married
He gave away his life just so we could enjoy kino...
Turning 40 this year
Adam Reed
Jacob Edwards
those things sound horrible
Aiden Gutierrez
he's gay
Joseph Myers
hasn't been in kino for at least 5 years
Christopher Mitchell
Sounds based. He's a fucking multi-millionaire with nobody depending on him. No worries in life whatsoever.
Owen Scott
having a slag whore who can steal half of your shit and little mewling shits is giving your life away. Being a chad starring in kino and fucking any stacy you want is the best life.
Landon James
> implying it's too late
If you're rich, handsome and succesful (as a man) your age doesn't matter. He can literally have any pick of the roasties in the prime of their fertility when he decides its time to sow his seed.
William Reyes
>no bitch to fuck his brains on daily basis
>no little monsters to fuck up his wallet and brains on daily basis
>can do whatever he want with his money
>can actually do whatever he want
Tell me now how he is not based.
Jose Collins
He could go out tonight and find an 18-year-old girl to impregnate
Henry Richardson
He’s almost certainly had sex with Tom Holland. Tom was massively flirting with him on one of the Graham Norton episodes, and made some joke about Jake pissing on him
Thomas Jones
He is devastatingly gay
Luke Adams
Dude can have hot 18yo prostitutes waiting him in the bed every day for the rest of his life. He is fine.
Austin Cox
This. Plus he's Jewish, it's a good thing he won't spread his genes
Kevin Lee
the only thing sadder than if he's gay and lives hiding that aspect of his, is if he's not
>but gays don't need to say that they're gay they could just live
that's internalized homophobia that cripples you and your life
Eli Young
I want him to be the new wolverine so he can bromance ryan as deadpool.
James Reed
Can someone explain to me why it's desirable to have kids? Seems like the most narcissistic thing that you could do
Asher Cox
Only women wants children, men want that raw pussy.
Jayden Reyes
Nocturnal Animals was in 2016. Demolition, Southpaw and Nightcrawler were 2015.
Juan Phillips
Demolition pretty bad. Southpaw OK.
Nightcrawler was 2014
Adam Cook
saw this last night and Prisoners the night before. enjoyed both but Jarhead even more. whats some other Jakekino?
Nathaniel Butler
source code
Michael Young
Nightcrawler.
Ian Miller
statistically the best genes?
Jacob Ross
Enemy
Donnie Darko
Ryan Martinez
Human are literally wired to have kids. How is wanting kids narcissistic ?
Luis King
Enemy
Nocturnal Animals
End of watch
John Rodriguez
Donnie Darko, Brokeback Mountain, Zodiac, Brothers, Source Code, End of Watch, Enemy, Nightcrawler, Southpaw, Demolition, Nocturnal Animals.
All very kino by themselves, but also Gyllenhaal kino at the same time, for the double kino effect.
Isaiah Wilson
>the sole purpose to have kids is to pass on your genes
How is it not? Adoption is the only exception that I can think of
Thomas Johnson
this is your brain on reddit
Caleb Myers
not an argument
Ryan Stewart
Can you explain to me why you don't desire to have kids? Seems like the most narcissistic thing that you could do
Dominic Miller
he's only in womanshit relationship drama movies.
Leo Brooks
He’s gay dude. Probably abused as a child too along with his sister.
Ryder Perez
You
Sebastian Gonzalez
>incels still think marriage and kids are some kind of unobtainable reward and the ultimate achievement in life