A meteor the size of texas

Not as big as California or Alaska.
Texas is the 5'10" manlet lying about being 6'1" of states.

It's twice the size you moron

How big is a meteor?

>Sir.. this meteor... it has no license, no work history, no social media, no girlfriends. It's like a ghost.
>Good god.

kek

The size of one really massive pancake.

The size of... Texas... MY GOD, JOHNSON GET IN HERE!

Such a shame that Homestuck peaked in act 1 with that conversation.

So, it's two meteors large?

IN ENGLISH DOC!

Don't wanna close my eyes

over 9000 times bigger than the known universe

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>That's it I've had enough. Hand in your comet tail
>and your other comet tail

Luke's markmanship is not so impressive when you realise the line is actually:

>"I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meteors."

How would a meteor the size of Texas do any major damage to the world outside of Texas?

Do these silly filmmakers not realise how big the world is?

>As big as the Empire State's building
>The size of the Grand Canyon

>a tangerine the size of a meteor

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15478 football fields
or in regular numbers 89498 Olympic size swimming pools

The meatier sides of Texas

it's big
really big

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>Do these silly filmmakers not realise how big the world is?
yeah everyone knows it's about the size of Texas

>how big the world is?
Yeah it's about twelve times the size of TX, so a TX sized meteor could destroy 1/12th of the planet.
Spooky

>a meteor the size of Antigua and Barbuda

this meteor's outside of your jurisdiction, officer
we'll take it from here

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>I’ll be taking over this investigation. I like my coffee black.

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>reddit frog

>here's who you'll be working with

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