Bam Margera. What will he do next? Bam Margera: Whatever the fuck I want

Why did Bam hated his parents so much? They were nice to him

become Phil

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Because he’s a spoilt psychopathic little bitch

Except Phil was jolly and wholesome.
Bam is a miserable faggot.

Based and Philpilled

kek is this shopped or was this actually part of the intro? so fitting now considering he is gonna kill himself soon

Yeah it must suck to have two commercially successful sons that turned you into a multimillionaire overnight and in return you just need to put up with two hours of bullshit every week

>Bam Margera. What will he drink next?
>Bam Margera: Whatever the *hiccup* fuck I want.

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Fucking tourists.

you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker

Eh, true. Except Jess didn't become a massive burnout. Even before Ryan Dunn died, Bam was starting to spiral out of control.

More like whatever the fuck he can find.

>That time they do the wake up call and one of them starts punching the fuck out of Phil's head while he's playing air guitar

Honestly gets me every single time.

he needed the presence of knoxville to restrain him. it's not by coincidence that bam's pre and post jackass work is garbage compared to jackass

VITOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>What language will he come up with next?

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I'M A VAMPIRE, VITO

Did Bam Marinara really fuck Opies wife?

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>incredibly homophobic
>had a huge gay fanbase
lmao

If he can't set himself straight and make a decent living in this age of e-affiliation and following then he has nobody to blame.
Even just documenting this "I drink my problems away" phase would be marketable. Call it "I'm a Jackass" and sell the rights to netflix. retire

Says you, Andrew Stranberg

>What will he do next?
build a skatepark

*Ham Marinara

Yea I remember that was actually part of the intro. Poor multi millionaire idiot, HAH

are there any notable instances of non-musicians being earth rockers?

of course

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I still can't believe they're doing Jackass 4, is Bam even gonna be in it?

yes you have
whatever else you've heard is disinformation

The show was fake, dude. He also took care of them financially.

Yes, but I bet you anything he made the rest of the guys sign a contract saying that they aren't allowed to comment on his weight.
Although, who knows if it's still happening with Coronavirus going around. They were supposed to be filming it this year.

YO THIS IS BAM MARGERA AND I'M GONNA TAKE A DUMP IN APRIL'S PUSSY

no way would he do more jackass without dunn