Name a better burger than the one from the Gordon Ramsay cooking show

Literally any McDonalds cheeseburger

Once you've had a good burger McDonald's tastes like actual garbage

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This

Gordon is a fucking tv hack

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Double Mozza baby

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Gordon Ramsay is a faggot. Looks like an old Uber dyke.

>muh cuisine
>muh culinary ahts

Fuck off you British cunt. You can shove all that food and restaurants up your ass.

>raw fish
>instead of refiring it he smashes it
I mean, I get smashing an overcooked fish, its fucked. But a raw one? Slap that back in the pan

>Gordons burgah twice as tall as the one hes pretending he cant eat

What did he mean by this?

He's just creating television drama.

>Orders a pizza
>Holds it sideways
>Scraping all toppings off
>"Look, it's dripping!"

yeah no shit sherlock

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Ramsay is in a weird middle ground between Marco Pierre White and Jamie Oliver. He's too much of a pussy to stand up to Marco but he tries to be a tough guy unlike Jamie.

That 'za looks like baked cancer

Ramsays entire persona is him trying to imitate Marco. Only Marco is a legit asshole with anger issues and Ramsay is kind of a pussy.

Looks pretty taste and half of Yas Forums would eat it if they wanted a good pzza

People are just nitpicky because it's television

>Years ago when I didn't realize reality TV was not just fake, but REALLY fucking fake
>Watch Hell's Kitchen
>One dude at the meat station has raw dish after raw dish after raw dish hit the pass and get sent back
>Survives that week's elimination
>Next week
>Someone else is at the meat station
>only sends out 1 raw dish
>gets eliminated despite the fish station fucking up the order constantly
That's when I realized Hell's Kitchen doesn't give actually fuck about finding the best Chief in the bunch. That said that Beef Wellington looks delicious

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he has a prerogative to shit on stuff, the reasons don't really matter that much.

>Cutting burger in half
What a retard

Jesus, how do you even eat that thing, it's like a fucking scooby doo sandwich? There comes a point where something is no longer a burger but just a collection of meat and other ingredients with toasted bun as a side.

so
>Asks for a white canvas
>Complains about the canvas being TOO white for TV drama purposes

You would need to deconstruct it with a knife and fork to eat it, defeating the purpose of a burger.

...y...you do know how to unhinge your jaw, right?

His criticism is that the bun is too small for the patty.

No it's not, he's acting like he can't fit it into his mouth and doesn't know how to eat it.

gotta say the way kenji alt jr makes a smash burger is pretty nice. Didnt know about smash burgers but theyre pretty easy to make at home and dont require too much skill. The browning of the meat really gives it an extra dimension. I can throw the cheepest american cheddar, some pickles, mustard and ketchup on it and have a burger that's better than most of the stuff you can find outdoors.

Top burger: Massive patty, tiny soggy buns, raw onion (only red onion should be raw) impossible to squeeze the burger down so you can fit in in your mouth

Bottom burger: Perfect meat to bun ratio, buns are perfectly toasted so they dont go soggy, cheese melted perfectly, burger patty clearly a lot smaller than the top one to anyone who isn't blind, not too big not too small (smashed patties are for sois)

Do American """""""people""""""" really not understand this?