Old person's home is about to be destroyed

>old person's home is about to be destroyed
>other characters try to get him to leave
>"I was born here, I'll die here!"

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>sexy girl give bj
>guy starts moaning
>”ooh yeah baby! Thats it”

>sexy girl having sex with virgin character
>he cums the moment she tries to take his pants off
This doesn't happen, right?

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>zoomer has no concept of ownership of property or permanence
The jews really did a number on you guys huh

Who are you quoting

I want to say "no" to make you feel better.

>my home is about to be destroyed by a natural disaster/alien invasion/some other crazy shit
of course the boomer values property and ownership more than life.

When I was 16 I literally came a little bit just from sitting next to my crush on a date

Honest question no memes. Will practicing edging help? I'm under no illusions I'll be good but can I eke out a few minutes. Plz no bully

based

Probably. I usually just jerk off a few hours before I'm going to fuck and then I can last a long time, multiple orgasms on her part

You dont understand, a house, no matter how shitty, is a boomer's greatest achievement in life and he'll defend it to the death

>the final encounter with the villain is to take place "back where it all began"

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Nice. I hope I can some awkward virgin girl so we can be awkward about it with no shame. I don't care about degens, tradwives, or any of that shit it's just gonna be really awkward for me with literally no experience at 22.

>they go back and it changed significantly or some secret has been revealed
Based
>its literally the exact same
Unbased.

>Old person during action scene
>"Ugh Im too old for this crap"

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>awkward virgin girl
>at 22

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my first time she got on top and I lasted literally under a minute

just make sure you go down on her properly beforehand so it's not completely a waste of time for her

>actually manage to have sex
>lose hardness multiple times during intercourse from the sheer overwhelming stimulation, have to get jerked off to finish
I just can't win bros

>just make sure you go down on her properly beforehand so it's not completely a waste of time for her

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>going down on her

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mate when you're a virgin you want to be asked back

You might be gay

Eating pussy feels pretty nice, not gonna lie

I know, I know. It would be nice is all. I know one but she's one of them sexless lesbians. Really cute though.

That one I knew

Hey man at 22 with no experience I've gotta do something to make up for it and if that's eating box then its eating box.

But i was with a dude

>I'm getting to old for this shit
It's an iconic lethal weapon line. Fuck off zoomer

I was a 2 pump chump my first time

>old person has completely given up on life because their son spends all day posting cartoon frogs on a mongolian basket weaving forum instead of living a productive life and giving him grandchildren
>finally finds an easy way out

>movie start
>thing happen
>movie end
???

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It's called bookending. Actually if they didn't change at all and everything was as before that would be based, everything else would just be formulaic af

oh god i just remembered there are actually
"men" who think about the woman's pleasure before theirs.. that turns them off so much btw LMAO

I liked how the beginning and end of 1917 was Schofield leaning against a tree but his friend wasn't on the end shot. It was nice.