Movie props in real time

>be me watching Lord of the Rings
>get out my replica Sting sword
>swing it around while watching the movie
anyone else do this with movie props or is it just me?

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My dad got so pissed off watching the last jedi in the theater that he turned on his $300 lightsaber with sound effects and started hitting me

your dad sounds based.

No but I want to now

Thanks for the fiction. Really made me chuckle.

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i hope that's real because that's based

Frodo never even fights with the damn thing. He just uses it as his pussyout alarm

Epic. Truly epic.

>be me watching Jurrassic Park
>let my pet lizards out and let them roam freely
it literally enhances the experience

I do this when watching Hereditary, I find the closest telephone pole and swing it at my sister's head whenever that one scene starts.

>be me watching The Exorcist
>take a crucifix and ram it up my ass until I start bleeding heavily

Dunno user. Sounds kind of lame and virginy if you ask me.

He does use it to scare the piss outta Gollum

Top kek.

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he's not a fighter, he only had the sword because his chad dad gave it to him

Holy shit have sex ASAP

>lets watch some Harry Potter
>put on my Hermione outfit and start casting spells at my TV.
I'm a 43 year old and male. cope harder faggots.

>be me, plan to watch Das Boot
>decide to get myself into the right minset before watching the kino
>spend a week in the boiler room of my house
>piss and shit in a bucket in the corner of the boiler closet
>subsist solely on stale bread and kielbasa
>grow a beard and don't shower for a week
> wake up at random hours of the day to the sound of a Klaxxon practice drill
>finally watch Das Boot
It was truly a transcendent experience

that just describes the past week of qurantine

Prop fags, is it worth 350 bucks for a Conan sword?
Parents got my siblings lotr swords when I was younger, I didn't get one got something else instead, always wanted one though
Is it worth it for something that I will pull off the wall occasionally and swing around like a tard?

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a real, battle ready one is, yes. because its also useful for scaring the shit out of any scum who break into your home.

One I found can be sharpened it seems, (far better than the 70 dollar one on amazon) but one thing concerns me: made in India

does it look like a pos or no?
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I have a metal Captain America shield, wore it to see endgame premiere with my nephew who had his plastic one.

I shit you not, I have never gotten so much female attention before, kids make the best wingmen.

I actually got one of these as a bday gift, lost it when going for a swim in a lake. Felt pretty kino and sad at the same time.

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bro, die now

My parents told me that my favorite thing to do as a really little kid was to watch The Sandlot and rewatch the scene where the dog is chasing Benny while I would run around the living room.

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>lost it when going for a swim in a lake
>right now its waiting for the right time to get home to its master

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I found one of these in the dunes around my local beach. I carried it around for a few months and then lost it at a pizza place.

>I found one of these in the dunes around my local beach. I carried it around for a few months and then lost it at a pizza place.
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