NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE A 100 PAGE PAPER ON HOW TERRIBLE MY PHANTOM MENACE REVIEW WAS!!!!!!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE A 100 PAGE PAPER ON HOW TERRIBLE MY PHANTOM MENACE REVIEW WAS!!!!!!

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he really needs to kick the alcohol and go on a diet

>someone wrote a 100 page paper on phantom menace
fucking cringe. people who spend hours on this pop culture bullshit might actually be automatons. test tube babies, mkultra, who knows. but they are gathering an audience. mauller made a 10 hour review on fucking OUTLAST. can you imagine someone talking for 10 hours about any video game, let alone outlast? holy fucking shit. beware the test tube babies gents. beware

I hate this entire wave of "movie geeks" who act like their opinions matter because they've seen a few genre flicks from the 80s. They should stick to comic books

And he made multiple hours long reviews of the prequels so what

its fuckinggg crrrringeeeee cringe cringe cringe cringe it will never not be cringe. imagine that being your life, you wake up and then spend the next 10 hours fucking analyzing TOY STORY with a discord of fucking furfags. jesus christ it makes my dick shrivel and my skin hurl. if you consume that content you're even worse. eugh

Reminder that it's been 10 years since the Phantom Menace rebuttal was written and the RLM shill still thinks it's a hot topic

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i remember clicking on a random episode of that and he's rambling about early 2010s TGWTG ripoffs and not at all talking about Outlast

I'm pretty certain he was shitting on Outlast but I'm not watching the series to find out

who cares if hes shitting on it or not? what matters is that a fellow human being saw fit to spend 10 hours talking about some media he consumed years ago. fuckin hell ishygddt

I remember that. It was written by a literal autist who couldn't detect humor. He probably posts here.

>long man bad

>humor
>in a Plinkett review

if you can detect it, I hate to tell you user but you might be the autist here

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is that your headcanon? absolutely pathetic

Ah ye olde reddit-switcheroo :)
You got him

Yes.

there is no switcharoo. when you are unable to comprehend humor placed in media for entertainment value you might be autistic. for example when plinkett says "whats wrong with your face" that does not mean it is now your turn to make a 5 paragraph rant about why "the ventilator guy's face makes perfect sense and it was explained right here!"

nobody cares

>Plinkett reviews aren't funny
>UM REDDIT HAHAHA! I SHOWED HIM!

Enough, Jay, Daisy isn't going to return your calls

I like how you couldn't comprehend that he was mocking me, truly shows the intelligence of the average Plinkett fan.

shut up nerd

The rebuttal was alright. Made some good points.

The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Yas Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Yas Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.

The Phantom Menace review took the video editing equivalent of writing 100 pages - if not more. One frame of that shitshow sometimes requires 30 minutes of animation, timing, and movie scrubbing

they funny tho ;)

>NOOOOO THESE SHITTY CGI CLUSTER FUCKS OF MOVIES ARE GREAT! IT'S NOT JUST NOSTALGIA!

Why are people that were young kids in the late 90s/early 2000s such nostalgia cock sucking faggots?

>muh Prequels
>muh Halo
>muh pokemans

Definitely took more, plus multiple people.

I was 18 when TPM came out. Hated it then but like it now.

because in the early 2010s we had to put up with

>muh Star Wars
>Muh Pokemon
>Muh 80s nostalgia

from faggots born in 80s and 90s like you

at least our childhood was fun unlike your fortnite ass zoomer:)

I really don't get either the hate or praise for TPM, it's a decidedly average film that tries to do some admittedly admirable things but comes up short; now AOTC, there's a real shitfest that's trying to be 5 different films at once

Based, they always have a distinctive look about them too. Like they're hollow

imagine unironically have passion for anything